The National Enquirer, renowned journal of troof, is set to report that Raven Symone (currently starring in Broadway's Sister Act) is ready to announce her relationship with androgynous America's Next Top Model star AzMarie Livingston. The details, which you should take with huge grains of salt rimming your afternoon margarita, after the jump.

Today should be a holiday!

At least that's what we told our higher-ups when we returned from a long lunch, head still bobbing from both listening to Adam Lambert's upbeat new album Trespassing (out today) and the one or four Mimosas we imbibed alongside our grass-fed grass and free-range endive salad. (Don't judge—we totes agree with you! We binged way too much at lunch considering Speedo season starts in a matter of weeks!) 

But back to our national campaign to make May 15 National Trespassing Day: 

Instinct's current cover star is back and better then ever with his dance pop sophomore release. If you couldn't tell after reading our May issue, Trespassing stands to make Adam Lambert even more of a star than he already...

Despite the monthly monkey gland treatments we suffer through to create the illusion, it is not, in fact, 1998. You're just reading a lot about Will & Grace this week thanks to Vice President Joe Biden's shout out during Meet the Press. During the interview, Biden referred to the show as being responsible for changing America's attitude towards the LGBT community. Now, after the plug, every single bitch from Will & Grace is coming out of the woodwork to take a bow, including controversial creator Max Mutchnick, who has used the platform to call out President Obama.

So, what did Mutchnick—who will sign his campaign checks to Joe Biden from now on—say that has left some of Obama's LGBT supporters up in arms?

Sad news to pass along today about the death of Maurice Sendak, author of seminal children's book Where The Wild Things Are, who has died from complications associated with a stroke. 

Those unsatisfied with the what some have called the "Guetta-fication" of Scissor Sisters in "Only The Horses" might find a satisfactory return to quirky, irreverent form in "Let's Have A Kiki." The Internet ran its tongue under the leak today to get a taste of the new song, which you can listen to after the jump!

Breaking news: Our husband Anderson Cooper works out. Earth shattering, right?

At least that's what beacon-of-tact Rush Limbaugh thought this week when he accused Anderson of spending more time in the gym than in the news studio. So, Anderson spent his Thursday night Ridiculust segment to poke fun at Rush's time spent poking fun at Anderson. It was a daisy chain of poking that not even Facebook could keep up with!

Video after the jump!

The Santeria shrine we've erected in an abandoned pier off the Hudson and our daily offerings to Goddess Oprah seem to have paid off handsomely (pun intended): Anton Hysén, regular crush of the Instinct blog since coming out of the closet in 2011, has revealed his soccer-forged goods. Better yet, the revelation was purposefully caught on camera! Better better yet, the revelation is being auctioned off to raise money for St. Petersburg, Russia's Coming Out organization!

When you come-to after fainting, follow the jump and prepare to faint again for getting a good look at the NSFW picture.

The National Organization for Marriage is still outraged OUTRAGED! over the scandal it likely helped manufacture in an attempt to dethrone one of the country's top LGBT personalities, which makes the next move in its political strategy a chin-scratcher. In a challenge raised today, NOM's head homophobe Brian Brown has invited Dan Savage to debate the bible. Now while NOM's not known for making the smartest, most-successful political moves, if Dan accepts, Brian is going to get his ass handed to him on a platter (and not in the way Marcus Bachmann enjoys). Details follow. 

For Karl Lagerfeld to have extinguished this many skin creases he would've had to suck the youthful life out of the nether regions of an entire legion of young French model boys. Other than that slight discrepancy (and the fact that video dating hasn't been utilized since 1988), Ashton Kutcher's impersonation of the fashion overlord is spot on (especially the cheeky size queen reference).

Despite restraining-order worthy emails, we likely won't get hot former-rugby star-turned-international-gay-icon Gareth Thomas himself wrapped around any part of us anytime soon. But thanks to Louboutins, we can at least get a red-soled wing tip inspired by the stud wrapped around our feet! We'll take it!

We got our first full look at Christian Louboutin's new "Gareth" shoe today. Follow the jump to check it out!

If every celebrity who's been dissed by Kathy Griffin made a surprise appearance on her talk show as Lance Bass did last night, the comedienne's green room would be as crowded as the womb of Mexico's nonomom!

Instinct's current cover star Adam Lambert took Jimmy Kimmel Live by storm last night to perform two tracks from his new album Trespassing. Didn't catch it? No problem, we got your gorgeous backs! Follow the jump to watch Adam's outstanding performance of "Trespassing" and "Never Close Our Eyes."