Justin Bieber, who? George Clooney is the man with all the swag, it seems.

After forcing women and gay men to swoon over him for years, George's sex appeal has finally seeped over into the hyper-masculine hetero dude world and taken hold of Channing Tatum.

Suze Orman might condemn us to hell (a.k.a. a low credit rating for eternity) for this advice, but cash in your 401(k) because George Clooney is shaving his beard and giving gays the chance to go out with him on a date!

Right on schedule!

An audio recording of the star-studded reading of Dustin Lance Black's play "8" from this past March will be broadcast on the radio in over 100 markets nationwide!

"8" captures the drama of the California Proposition 8 trial, drawing primarily from actual court transcripts.

More after the jump!

Madonna gave peepaws some fap material with her escandaloso fragrance ad back in March that many called "granny porn," so it's only fair that meemaws can get their fix, too!

The AARP has rushed to bridge the gap (before someone falls and breaks a hip!) by selecting the "21 Sexiest Men Over Age 50." Sure, the top contenders are totally unsurprising and barely over 50 at all, but any chance to look at hot mens is something we jump for (while our joints allow).

So, which daddies has AARP crowned the hottest?

While it's yet to be determined how President Obama coming out in favor of same-sex marriage will affect his votes, it's already proven to be massively beneficial for his campaign fundraising.

More after the jump.

In case you missed it last night, take advantage of this lazy Sunday and watch Dustin Lance Black's "8," the dramatization of the Prop. 8 trial starring George Clooney, Martin Sheen, Brad Pitt and host of other celebs right now after the jump!

A star-studded reading of Dustin Lance Black’s play “8,” surrounding the Prop 8 Trial, premieres tonight in Los Angeles, but you can watch it live from the comfort of your home or wherever you access the interwebs.

Details on when, where, and who’s participating after the jump!

Both dashing and daring at Sunday's Golden Globes, George Clooney told backstage reporters that Mitt Romney would find himself on the "wrong side of history" because of his anti-gay platform. Details and video follow. 

George Clooney, who will play LGBT ally David Boies in the upcoming L.A. stage production of Dustin Lance Black's 8, believes it's only a matter of time before the final nail is hammered into the coffin of marriage equality opposition.

We might not be able to catch a ball from more than three-yards, but our hand/eye jazz-hand/threaded-eye coordination is skilled enough to capture the pop-culture zeitgeist of the past year. We may have endured more blackouts than homes affected by Hurricane Irene in 2011, but our love for pop-culture allows its brightest gems to shine through our sober senses. Once again, Instinct has assigned two of its sassiest editors—Jeff Katz, Senior Editor, and Jonathan Higbee, Associate Web Editor—the task of assessing the year in pop-culture, and this year's bountiful list of favorites might include the most eclectic selections yet. To continue the series, Jeff and Jonathan tackle 2011's top films. So, which offerings from the ...

New York's production was a star-studded affair, and now the numbers for Dustin Lance Black's West Coast premiere of 8, a play documenting the Prop 8 trial, are adding up to excitement. Details follow. 

Protests in New York are swelling with dissatisfaction over the top 1 percent. Nope, we're not referring to Occupy Wall Street, but instead to another issue near and dear to our black, dead hearts; one that's vital to the very fabric of American society: People's annual Sexiest Man Alive issue.

On Wednesday, we brought you word that the publication had controversially bestowed Bradley Cooper with the honor. In the two days since, anger has manifested into protests over Ryan Gosling getting screwed (perhaps we should re-word that or risk distraction from this sentence on...?). Follow the jump for the real-world protests that have resulted from the unfortunate Gosling oversight.