Though it's difficult to think of all the pikachu's involved right before liquid lunch time, we still understand why Jennifer Aniston is finally coming clean about being "madly in love" with Chelsea Handler. Who couldn't love an endless supply of Belvedere vodka, the charm of sexy & sassy irreverence, and the appeal of someone on the verge of solidifying a media empire?

We know you're dying to read Jen's full Sapphic confessions...