Patience is so 2009. Sure, the Britney Spears episode of Glee premieres tonight, yet we just can't stop clicking play on all the preview videos we come across. Most recently, Heather Morris's (Brittany) uncanny version of "Slave 4 U" popped up on the interwebs. Her voice may be autotuned to a point that Ke$ha even finds disgraceful, but bitch can dance.

Don't follow the jump if you want to keep yourself unspoiled and watch tonight's show with virgin eyes.

The gayest show on television is set to become even more Gleeful as the second season welcomes a new gay, one who will likely take the role as Kurt's boyfriend (and it's not Mr. Star Overnight, Chord Overstreet).

First up, here's what Chris Colfer (Kurt) has to say about the rumors that Chord overstreet would play his character's love interest:

“After seeing the [premiere], I feel like it’s not going to happen because all the girls are going to fall in love with him and they’re not going to want to see [him with Kurt],” he says. “And I don’t want to be the guy girls hate. I’m the gay guy the girls love. I don’t want to become the target. I don’t want the letters that say, ‘Kurt needs to get off our man. Stop ...

We haven't even seen the highly-anticipated "Britney/Brittany" episode of Glee that airs tomorrow night, yet producers must have heard our Gimme Gimme More cry as it's been revealed that a second Britney Spears episode will air in 2011...

It might not have a long YouTube life, so if you want to spoil one of next week's songs from the Britney epsidoe of Glee, click play on "Toxic" right now and then sound off your reaction in the comment section below!

And speaking of the L.A. Gay & Lesbian Center, we've just gotten word that LAGLC will help Jane Lynch continue what is arguably the best year of her career by naming her as the honoree at this year's gala.

Jane will receive the Center's highest individual honor at the Nov. 13 39th Anniversary Gala & Auction in L.A. And even better, Jane's on-screen nemesis, the adorable Matthew Morrison, will be on hand to present the award.

“One thing I’ve learned during my time working with the Center is that this organization—aside from helping homeless youth, saving the lives of people with HIV and all that community service stuff—really knows how to throw a party,” Jane said upon news of the award.

The fabulous Lily Tomlin will...

In the never-ending battle between Madonna and Britney, we now have a new challenge: who's Glee episode will be the bigger draw?

The Power Of Madonna episode was clearly one of the best of Season 1, but with Britney's tribute (and cameo!) now a week away, will the South's favorite cray cray bring in bigger ratings?

Here's our first look at the episode:

Were you more excited for Madonna last year or anticipating Britney's upcoming dream-sequence laced show?

Jane Lynch, still riding high off her monumental Emmy win and epic acceptance speech, has revealed that she's not Britney's biggest fan, especially after Miss Spears visited the Glee set last month.

According to gossip blog L.A. Rag Mag, Jane said “Britney was not fun on the set – didn’t really interact with the cast - she blew, a big missed opportunity for her.”

And take her next "quote" with huge grains of salt rimming your lunchtime margarita, darlings, but Jane told reporters at her wax figure unveiling that Britney's cameo (which Lea Michelle plugged earlier this week) was cut from the episode.

“Britney’s not in it,” Jane Lynch told reporters today at her wax figure unveiling at Madame Tussaud’s in Hollywood. “It’s...

Flash mobs seem soooo 2009, but like Madonna, perhaps they'll never go out of style. The latest to catch our eye occurred in Sydney's Victoria Station shopping mall to promote none other than Glee, using the show's version of "Vogue" to stun bystanders. Oh, and Australia's chief drag export, Joyce Mange, stars as Sue Sylvester...

While no exact air date has been given (but we can assume it will probably be one of the early episodes given when it was taped), we are learning a little bit more about Britney's trip to the wonderful world of Glee!

“She was so professional," Lea Michele told reporters over the weekend at the Emmys. "She looked incredible. She’s so tiny! She was great to work with. It was one of those things where you go to work and you’re like, ‘I can’t believe we’re doing this!’ We are in a scene together. What we do together, I can’t say, but I will tell you it’s incredibly iconic! I can’t believe Ryan got her to do this.”

Neither can we, girl! Britney doesn’t get out of bed unless there are promises of white trash snacks and...

Last night host Jimmy Fallon took the reigns of the traditionally-boring Emmy Awards broadcast  in what might have amounted to an even gayer four hours of TV than last year's 2009 show with host Neil Patrick Harris.

A smorgasboard of the gay quotient recorded in last night's broadcast (some of us may or may not have turned the constant queer barrage into a drinking game) includes but isn't limited to:

A Modern Family sweep, the gay-cceptance speeches from Glee's Jane Lynch and Ryan Murphy, NPH making gay jokes that landed, Lauren Graham and Matthew Perry making gay jokes that tanked and Jimmy Fallon doing his best Elton John.

When the original material or awards themselves weren't gay enough for producers, a simple shot of Betty White...

The rumor mill is a-swirl today with conjecture that iCarly's adorable Chord Overstreet will play Kurt's boyfriend this season on Glee.

Facts:

-- Chord has been cast to play Finn's rival football quarterback in season two.

-- At an Emmy party over the weekend, Jane Lynch said this about Kurt's boyfriend character: "They've cast him already. He becomes the new star quarterback and he's going to be Kurt's boyfriend." Still, Jane would not confirm Chord by name.

-- Jane did, however, say that Kurt's bf is boyish, blonde and boasts pouty lips.

It doesn't take a detective on par with La Toya or Nancy Grace to figure out that all signs point to Chord playing Kurt's boyfriend. Hmm, with 90210 prepping to have a football player come out of the...

If you ever doubted the presence of a gay behind the Creative Arts Emmys—the Schmemmys, as Queen Kathy Griffin has appointed them—Saturday night's winners should have you turning into a believer.

Not only did Neil Patrick Harris win twice (once for his insta-classic guest spot on Glee), but the fiercest bitch around town and unofficial ruler of WeHo, Betty White, took home a Schmemmy for her landmark, Facebook-approved appearance on Saturday Night Live (best guest appearance by an actress in a comedic series). Since Hollywood's ICU IT Girl is above the unaired Schmemmys and will only show up at live television events, we only have pictures of the gorgeous NPH working the red carpet.

Congrats to both!