We might have to make a Spreadsheet available for you, ravishing readers, to keep track of our ever-growing list of boyfriends. Brazilian model (and regular Instinct crush) Marlon Teixeira would certainly top it (we assume). Marlon recently gave his best coy pinup poses for famed photog Terry Richardson, sporting nothin' but a tiny black swimsuit, some salt water and dashes of sand. Follow the jump for more shots!

...Sandra Bernhard thinks so! Follow the jump for the iconic comedienne slightly-slamming Kathy Griffin.

Summer in L.A. means one thing: pool parties. (Actually pool parties also means "spring," "fall" and "part of winter.") But July in L.A., well, that means Outfest! Check out the just-released list of gala screenings for one of gay films biggest festivals, after the jump.

And in other non-breaking news....

Hey, don’t judge us. Even it we might agree, we didn’t say it, but Chris Matthews did on Hardball the other night.

But what really caught our attention was that fact that former Florida congressman Alan Grayson thought Mr. Matthews didn’t go far enough. See what Grayson had to say/add about the reality-TV-has-been-sellout Pale-in, um, Palin after the jump.

Gay gamers are rejoicing over news that the popular series Mass Effect will feature same-sex storyline options in the third franchise installment. 

Richard and John, who just celebrated 61 years together, exemplify why we cannot wait any longer for marriage equality in New York. Follow the jump for their painfully-adorbs story and plea for equality via NY's Freedom to Marry. 

Tom Hardy, our favorite bi-curious star, has posted shirtless pics showcasing the even-beefier bod he's sporting for the villianous role of Bane in the upcoming Batman film. Another, after the jump!

Last night’s episode of The Hard Times of R.J. Berger featured the sure-to-be breakout hottie Jayson Blair wearing the chasity belt we gave him last Christmas, like a good boy. Take the jump for more photos and the dish on this friend of the community.

Everybody wants us. It's true. It's etched into the trunks of at least three trees in the Fire Island Pines. Even upper-middle-class WASPY parents, like Sandy and Richard Riccardi (with their four "fabulous" straight sons), want a little gay (literally) in their lives. Follow the jump to watch this mom's cute/odd/stereo-type-spreading/entertaining song and dance...

Ever since Cebu Pacific Airlines' safety segment featuring Lady Gaga/Katy Perry choreography went viral, airlines have been jumping on the gay in-flight video bandwagon. Last week it was John Travolta for Qantas; this week it's Richard Simmons joining the Mile High Mary Club for Air New Zealand. Follow the jump to watch!

Hey Angelenos, our friends at Positive Young People Foundation (PYP) are having their L.A. Think Positive Benefit Event on Thursday, March 31 at the Hard Rock Café on Hollywood Blvd. Find out about the great organization and exciting event after the jump.