Taylor, you in danger, girl! Taylor Swift had some harsh words for our girls  Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, after the two poked some good-natured fun at her expense at the Golden Globes. 

Piggybacking on Swift's much discussed dating history, the duo cracked that 23-year-old should stay away from Michael J. Fox's 23-year-old son, Sam. 

Swift, of course, is known for writing tortured love songs about the men that have inevitably done her wrong (and more often than not they happen to be famous celebrities, go figure). 

Well Taylor isn't happy to be on the receiving end of a Tina/Amy double-team.

An overeager Scottish "fan" showed One Direction's Harry Styles far more affection than she needed to when she hurled one of her sneakers on stage...and nailed him in the crotch in the process.

That's bad for business. 

Supposedly the shoe thrower wasn't a scorned Taylor Swift, but we're not convinced.

Watch after the jump.

One Direction homo fan-fic sites have been overwhelmed and crashing all day long thanks to the group's new video, "Kiss You." In it, Harry Styles gives his perfectly manicured hands a break from Taylor Swift to tickle and feel-up Zayn Malik. There's also a shirtless beach scene, so if you're a One Direction fan, you might want to take off the rest of the week to enjoy "Kiss You."

Unable to take it as a compliment or roll with them in stride, One Direction's Louis Tomlinson has started lashing out against rumors of a romantic relationship with his band mate Harry Styles. Fans have affectionately appointed the hypothetical couple with the nickname "Larry Stylinson," but the Louis doesn't find it cute. 

Back in the heyday of the Backstreet Boys and NSync, we were regularly guilty of playing the "Which one(s) is gay?" game.

Of course we had our suspicions about Lance and we kept an (hopeful) eye on Justin and J.C., which makes it almost comforting to know that nothing's changed.

While we can't claim to be quite as well-versed in today's crop of boy bands, though we've definitely had songs by One Direction and The Wanted in our heads, it's come to our attention that the friendship between One Direction members Louis Tomlinson, 21, and Harry Styles, 18, is the source of lots of speculation. 

Apparently the boys want to set the record "straight." More after the jump!