Already a white female rapper, hipster posterchild Kreayshawn has pushed herself into further minority status by, unsurprisingly, coming out as bisexual.

Comedian Drew Droege's caricature of Chloe Sevigny is submerged into deeper depths of hipster esotericism with a new "Chloe" video released just in time for Valentine's Day. Grab someone from Williamsburg or Echo Park to help translate and follow the jump to watch!

Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zoeey Deschanel, the adorkable king and queen of the hipsters, put their thrones to the test in an overwhelmingly cute duet, "What Are You Doing New Years Eve." Watch, after the jump!

Due to outstanding balances, the 30-year-old music festival has been cancelled. Ever since, Hipsters have been roaming aimlessly through Griffith Park seeking solace. Details after the jump.