In case you're running around this weekend feverishly trying to get your holiday shopping done, all the while hating the season more and more, allow us to help deck your halls (or any other bad Christmas pun you can think up) and sprinkle some holiday hotness to your weekend! French underwear label HOM turned the very sexy Miguel Iglesias into an even sexier Santa! More pics after the jump...

The teacher who scrubbed the pansy word "gay" from "Deck the Halls" to butch up the otherwise testosterone fueled-Christmas jam session might have been on to something; now, an entire album of de-gayed holiday classics has been released, perfect for the straight man who wants to feel festive without, well, feeling queer. Follow the jump to watch the hilarious "Straight-Up Christmas" commercial from this week's Conan.

Gorgeous out model (and past Instinct cover-hottie) Ronnie Kroell is cooking up something special for the holidays in this new image for Andrew Christian. But the holigay treats don't stop here! Follow the jump for a behind-the-queens picture Ronnie Tweeted yesterday to accompany the release of the above shot.

With momentum from her latest album Stronger still sending gays into fits of hysteria, the timing for Kelly Clarkson to tackle the Christmas classic playbook couldn't be better. Follow the jump to hear Kelly's powerhouse take on "I'll Be Home For Christmas."

Santa left something under our silver Ikea Christmas fire-hazard tree a litte early this year in the form of shirtless British sailors showing off their packages while lip-syncing Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You." Sorry Biebs, but this is the collaboration that MC should have went for in the redux of the classic song. Let the British sailors put you in the holigay mood, after the jump. 

Take the cute faces off the elves and this would be one creepy video. After the jump get in the holiday and slumber party spirit with Andrew Christian's Christmas promo starring Santa's hotty little helpers!

This is the video Justin Bieber and Mariah Carey should've premiered this week for the "All I Want For Christmas" redux (the Biebs would look so adorbs in a pink leotard!). Follow the jump to watch "Miracle on 42nd Street," a holiday tribute in the style of Fosse/Verdon/Single Ladies set to Mariah's holigay classic.

Ever the purveyors of trends, the (gracefully) aging ladies of Ab Fab catch up on all they've missed since they last made us ROFL—such as Twitter, Blogs, iPads, Black Licorice supplements, and denim Spanx—in a just-released teaser for the upcoming holiday special.

We have come a long way this year for LGBT equality, for that we are grateful. We are grateful for our continued support from the best readers and partnerships that a magazine family could ask for. Be happy, be healthy, give love even when it isn't earned and, gurl, treat yourself to an extra helping of pie! You earned it.

While most people in the U.S. are thinking about tomorrow's festivities, we have our sights set on the Thanksgiving bookends: the biggest bar night and Black Friday. For both you need to be armed with a plan. Unfortunately, those looking to check out the newest Apple store at Grand Central Station (said to be the largest) will have to wait a little longer. Details and artist renderings of the magnificent geek heaven after the jump.

Classing up the joint with a mink stole and gold eyeshadow, Lady Gaga's sultry version of "White Christmas" (along with its cover art) has leaked to the Internet ahead of its scheduled debut during Mother Monster's Thanksgiving special. Follow the jump to check it out!