We gays just can't leave well enough alone, now can we? Not even the birthday of baby Jesus is safe when New Yawkers Mike Diamond and Greg Scarnici get a hold of it. They offer up their version of a holigay jingle with pottymouths aplenty in their video "Season's Readings." Check it out after the jump.

There's only one thing we like more than a sexy Santa—a sexy present! So, as promised in the December/January issue, we've got the continuation of our annual Holigay Gift Guide up now at Web Exclusives!

Get your gift on, here!

OK, now that we now that the big, loveable sugar daddy bear who calls our North Pole home is actually paying attention to our wish-list this year (see previous post), at the risk of sounding gluttonous, we'd like to tack-on another gift: Judy Garland's ruby slippers. It's a stocking-stuffer, really! They're only $3 million. That's pocket-change to Kris Kringle!

The iconic shoes that created one of history's greatest divas and kick-started underground gay slang will go to the highest bidder in an auction taking place in California in a few weeks. Details follow.