Kristen Wiig, you're needed!

This video is our new favorite thing, if only because we've never seen anyone presented in such unfiltered, batsh*t glory!

Meet Jane Skrovota.

She's too delicate to say the word "penis," but she's certainly willing to give a graphic (and inaccurate) depiction of anal sex. Also lesbians have all been raped via Rohypnol and Judas was a homo. Oh and Whitney Houston was murdered. Apparently.

Sit back and watch this genius after the jump!

As we wait with bated breath for any word out of the ABC News interview with President Obama, the alphabet network is spreading the news that Mitt Romney has reaffirmed his opposition to same-sex marriage and civil unions today in Colorado. 

Unfortunately the hangover we woke up with after last night's Amendment One madness won't go away by taking four Advil downed with a Bloody Mary back. Thanks to the Amendment One campaign congratulating god on contributing to the amendment's passage, our eyes have rolled so far back in our head we can count just how many precious hair follicles we've lost to the demonization. Fortunately, we remain calm and resolved knowing that the tide of equality is slowly washing over the country.

Until then, we have a wrap up of the morning after North Carolina enshrined anti-gay discrimination in its Constitution. 

With all the focus on the big-names getting into the fight for love and against North Carolina's Amendment One, human-size liver spot Billy Graham felt the need to inject his name into the debate via a saintly anti-gay ad appearing in 14 papers across the state this week. Today, we finally get a look at Graham's ad. 

The National Organization for Marriage is still outraged OUTRAGED! over the scandal it likely helped manufacture in an attempt to dethrone one of the country's top LGBT personalities, which makes the next move in its political strategy a chin-scratcher. In a challenge raised today, NOM's head homophobe Brian Brown has invited Dan Savage to debate the bible. Now while NOM's not known for making the smartest, most-successful political moves, if Dan accepts, Brian is going to get his ass handed to him on a platter (and not in the way Marcus Bachmann enjoys). Details follow. 

Having been publicly humiliated as it lost its first battle against JC Penney, the masochistic One Million Moms is returning to the site of the crime in a new attempt to protest the LGBT-friendly retailer. Though the hundred or so moms' second declaration of war against JC Penney again includes lesbians, this time around its a perfectly healthy and happy seeming "couple" that graces the pages of a new catalog that has OMM putting up its fists. 

Everyone knows that reading a comment flame war over homosexuality on YouTube is like reading Shakespeare, so it makes total sense that a classically trained acting troupe has decided to give the most audacious anti-gay comments from the site a theatrical reading. Watch "Troll Theatre: Homosexuality" bring YouTube's homophobes to life, after the jump!

Straight Texas rapper Adair Lion is bringing his own message to the rap game in "Gay Is Okay" and he samples Michael Jackson's "Ben" in the process!

Check out the video after the jump!

Tennesse's eye-roll inducing "Don't Say Gay" bill is again being shelved after a few months spent capturing headlines. The decision, announced today by Rep. Joey Hensley, R-Hohenwald, effectively means the bill will die at the closing of the state's legislative session. 

A Board Member of the Ohio River Valley Council of the Boy Scouts of America has resigned in protest of the organization's anti-gay firing of lesbian den leader Jen Tyrrell. Details follow. 

St. Philomena Catholic School in South London is on its way to an investigation after urging its schoolchildren—some as young as 11-years old—to sign a petition opposing civil marriage in the U.K. Details follow. 

Chris Evans came out avenging marriage equality in a new interview with Playboy, of all places. So, what does Captain America have to say about the discrimination of gay couples in the U.S.?