We are still wearing our laced black veil over our gorgeous mugs in memory of Olympic wrestling, which yesterday was killed as an official sport of the Games by the IOC. We haven't even dried our mascara-laden tears and already a homophobic Russian is blaming us US for the banishing of one of our favorite sports. Kick us and pin us while we're down, why don't you??

Results from a new study out of the University of Montreal find that openly-gay LGB folks are more relaxed than our closeted counterparts, but it's the comparison to the mental fitness of heterosexuals that might be the real shocker!

There is a small but YouTube-friendly group of French gay men who are opposed to marriage equality rights in France that have banded together to fight the country's pending legislation. Banding together under the name Homovox, the group has released videos on YouTube detailing their opposition to civil equality—videos which the National Organization for Marriage of course has copy + pasted into their own materials here in the States. 

We gay guys love our strong women. Sure, it’s generally a different kind of love than we have for strong men. But every once in a while there are those girls who step beyond the “fruit fly/fag hag/insert other horrible nickname for platonic girlfriend here” label to make us go, “Oh, we get it.” They’re our allies, they’re our divas, we want to have a girls’ night out with them—and they’re damn sexy.

The outer bands of Hurricane Sandy have barely started to touch the Northeast Corridor yet we already know who is to blame! Once again, it's the gays, President Obama and ... Mitt Romney?

More on the totally unsurprising culprits for the nasty Frankenstorm after the jump!

Focus on the Family activist and "ex gay" Jeff Johnston has blasted LGBT advocates for representing a group of people "defined by their brokenness," a "brokenness" that he says also includes those who commit adultery and rape...and folks who refuse to wear glasses?

Fulfill your daily cardio requirement with the massive amount of eye roll inducing that's available after the jump!

As Hurricane Isaac prepares to make landfall on the Gulf Coast, "Christian" extremists are singing the same tune they sang seven years ago when Katrina hit: it's the gays' fault. 

Toe tapping underneath airport bathroom stall dividers is so old school and passé; thanks to Grindr, there's a new way for GOP closet cases to hook up with fellow self-hating homosexuals at the Republican National Convention! 

Pat Robertson really tried to give Bryan Fischer a run for his $$$ today when he said that homosexuals need to shut their mouths until they can open their booties and birth children. 

If you're sick of reading us gush about Magic Mike all day long (how could you?!), why not check in with noted homosexuals discussing our favorite movie of all time ever in history that we haven't seen yet for a bit of their perspective? Bryan Safi, Jeffrey Self, Louis Virtel and more dish on the upcoming flick, after the jump!

On Wednesday we reported that Kansas Pastor Curtis Knapp basically filled out and filed a work order request form asking the U.S. government to follow one quick Leviticus passage and exterminate all the gays. Today, he's explaining himself to CNN (and not exactly strengthening his reputation in the process). 

Sure, you can likely guess the typical homophobic "clarifications" Pastor Knapp makes in his mainstream media interview, but it's still fun to follow the jump for your daily dose of lunacy. We promise!

TV megachurch pastor Joel Osteen reiterated his belief that gays are sinners during an appearance on Fox News yesterday with Chris Wallace. But, hey, he thinks we're some of the "nicest people in the world," so there's that! Thanks for throwing us a bone, Joel!

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