Updated Wednesday, 3:00 p.m. PST

Praise the goddess, our prayers have been answered! It turns out Chippendales in Las Vegas LOVES the gays and men are welcome and invited to attend!

We'll see you at the Rio, Joey!!!!!!!

Andrew Christian's latest video finally gives a starring role to the unsung heroes of the underwear makers previous releases: the booty. We never recommend violence, but watching a handful of the Andrew Christian boys punch their booties (to the electro hit "Punch My Kitty") has us running for the ice.

Watch the NSFW video perfect for a Hump Day morning after the jump!

Michael Fassbender takes over the cover of the latest GQ magazine and inevitably (and thankfully) the conversation went to his penis.

Check out what he had to say after the jump!

If that first dose of Monday medicine didn't help ease the start-of-the-workweek blues, perhaps this behind-the-seams video from Andrew Christian's shoot with inked adult model Rod Daily will do the trick! After all, doctors always recommend devouring a Rod daily for optimum health! (NSFW video after the jump.)

It takes a lot of manpower to open up FOUR Hollister stores in London. Luckily, the frat's favorite retailer had plenty of just that on hand to pitch a tent pitch in!

Some medicine for your Monday (pics and video of the Hollister takeover), after the jump!

There is a goddess.

Our prayers were answered on Sunday when male supermodel Tyson Beckford confirmed the existence of a rumored solo "sex" tape and shrugged off its inevitable public release with a sexy dose of confidence that only makes us wanna spend our change to watch the thing even more!

Those WeHo socialites might have some competition for our telephone calls now that the Harvard baseball team has jumped into the "Call Me Maybe" parody game. Watch three rows of butchy jocks do their best Carly Rae Jepsen after the jump!

We're sorry but the two smoldering gay finalists in PETA's "Sexiest Vegetarian Next Door" make us crave meat! They might turn down our lovelorn messages (courtesy of two hours of Facebook stalking) after that joke, but it was totally worth it.

Meet Zachary and Mark, the only gays remaining of the final 10 men competing for the mouth-watering title, after the jump!

In a photo that will have the mens sauna at the Scientology homobase in L.A. buzzing for weeks, Tom Cruise shows off his guns (as in the fake tattoo providing a sideshow to his 49-year old abs) and his method acting talent to pose with two frisky non-male models. Acting! (A shirtless Tom Cruise on the new cover of W Magazine follows.)

To gear up for London 2012, eight French Olympic swimmers are warming up with a highly competitive battle of the bulge. Who's the gold medal winner thanks to the innuendo packed new commercial for French underwear brand HOM? Spoiler alert: it's our eyeballs after having the pleasure of checking out Olympians in their tight-room skivvies. Dive right in and judge for yourself, after the jump!

Teen Wolf is gearing up for its second season (June 3) by whetting our whistles in a way only Colton Haynes knows how: sans shirt. Sink your teeth into the new trailer from MTV after the jump!

We're suddenly feeling super charitable!

Ten of the hottest men from Broadway Bares will be participating in a special, one-night-only edition of Broadway Bares: Solo Strips!

It's an evening of choreographed stripteases with proceeds going to benefit Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS.

We've always had an appreciation for choreography...

Details after the jump!