It's hard being lonely. Especially when you're a weatherman with a special gift.

Pete Bouchard of WHDH Boston gave the city's denizens an extra treat along with the day's snow accumulation. AOL inches, perhaps?

Satan has had enough with Pat Robertson's blame-game. The televangelist's latest accusation that Satan is to blame for the devastation in Haiti has pushed the hooved fallen-angel too far, as evident in a letter the dark one shared with the Minneapolis Star Tribune (as cleverly ghost-written by Lily Barber Coyle)

Dear Pat Robertson,
I know that you know that all press is good press, so I appreciate the shout-out. And you make God look like a big mean bully who kicks people when they are down, so I'm all over that action. But when you say that Haiti has made a pact with me, it is totally humiliating. I may be evil incarnate, but I'm no welcher. The way you put it, making a deal with me leaves folks desperate and impoverished. Sure, in the...

(A little TGIF humor and poignant satire from The Onion...

Despite pleas from PETA, this catfight isn't faux. The often aggressive organization recently sent Kelis a letter reprimanding her fur-wearing habits. Instead of backing down, Kelis issued a very sassy letter of her own that brings on the chuckles!

The letter is long and actually makes a clever (and entertaining) debate in its entirety, but we'll present the abridged version so that you get the gist of it.

There is no humane way to kill anything, let me start there. It’s unfortunate but it’s part of life. With that being said, I would eat pterodactyl if you found some and you told me it was meaty and delicious. And after doing a very minimal amount of research...

Before the 80s fade from style once again (are you ready for harem/Hammer pants when the 90s renaissance hits?), the flick that saw us sporting leg warmers as we ran from hordes of bullies everyday after school during the decade – Fame – was reinvented for a new generation of young gays to come out to. Sure, it has its contrasts with the original Oscar-winning production, but the inclusion of Megan Mullally, Debbie Allen and Bebe Neuwirth make us want to live forever once again. Although now, with the inventions of Restylane and concentrated Omega 3s, and the advent of Kabbalah, we might actually achieve it. (Or end up looking as sinewy healthy as Madonna).

Because we want you, loyal readers, to live and dance forever along with us,...

Not that we needed the instruction on how to set up a successful Manhunt profile, but the video for "Lemme See" provides a good blueprint for doing just that...

A man isn't measured by his size -- unless it's Adam4Adam we're talking about. Not every one of us is a size queen, and those who aren't have voted Tom Cruise as the sexiest short man in the world. Though a certain editor (we won't reveal names) prefers Chuy from Chelsea Lately over the short Scientologist, others in the large survey conducted by OnePoll.com placed Tom on top (which may or may not be a new position for him).

British TV personality Richard Hammond, musician Jamie Cullam and cutie James McAvoy round out the other notable names ranking high on the short list (pun intended).

The Tiger Woods saga turns into a real drag with the latest woman to come forth--Jackie Beat. Actually, when compared with the two-dozen other mistresses caught in the paparazzi headlights, Jackie seems like the only one who has a grasp of post 6th-grade grammar.

If Jackie and Tiger had a love child, would it be TigerBeat? Hardy, har...the jokes are endless with this one.

No. But someone's been shopping in that fashion disaster's diva's closet. This is Madonna, either on a chilly night in NYC or post surgeon. And for some unexplainable reason, she even made Jesus cover up!

Now, I feel for my friends in colder climates than the nice, sunny, 75-degree day we're having in L.A. today. But come snow or hail, there is no reason Jesus Luz should EVER be this covered up! Now, Madonna on the other hand...

Ready to get back to the gym in the busy post-resolution and post-holiday-gorging month of January? This video has a great idea that might help us out!

(via Lady Bunny)

Oh clever, witty, sarcastic videos. How we love thee.

The effort to ban divorce in California moves ahead as the "marriage protectors" take it to the streets. Here's what happened...

Sure, it may be that time of the year when every magazine and news organization will put out their best and worst lists for all things 2009. But let’s face it, the only opinion that really matters is ours! We already hit the cultural highlights of the year in our December/January issue, but this week will delve just a little deeper into a few of our favorite topics. So, check back every day and weigh in on our choices. Think we got it wrong? Let us know! Think we got it right? Tell us that even more! We love a little praise...