Updated Thursday, October 25 4:15 p.m. EST

We are on a strip diet. Not a strict diet. A strip one.

First we hear about scrumptious Chris Kluwe and The Strip Club auction, then our friends at Queerty had us salivating over Bomer's body and overall beauty with unreleased stills from Magic Mike, and now we have video of the deleted scene in all its glory (hole realness)!

Want to see Bomer's booty give Beyoncé's a run for its money? 

Now THAT is the smile of a primped and preened beauty honored to be in the presence of one of history's greatest physical specimens. (And we're just referring the self-satisfied smirk painted on Mario's face everyday!) The beaming make-up artist, on the other hand, will need several years worth of Botox to fix the wrinkles that massive capital-D smiley emoticon she erected on her mug will cause. Keep it in your pants, girl. Sheesh. 

Okay, maybe we're just jealous. 

Want to feel jealous along with us? Follow the jump for a few more preview pics Mario tweeted from a new photoshoot for his underwear line. 

Just in time to provide appropriate decorations for our True Blood premiere party come these jaw droppingly yummy pictures of our hubby Joe Manganiello in strikingly fine form for Men's Health U.K.

Take a deep breath and follow the jump for your weekly dose of Hump Day hotness.

Invoking the same face we imagine he makes when he thinks about us (see above screen-grab), Anderson Cooper FINALLY got rid of that damn t-shirt for a shirtless spray-tan session, courtesy of Snooki. Follow the jump to see just how swoon-worthy the body parts Anderson Cooper never lets see the sun truly are (despite wearing an unflattering shower-cap even meemaw would shun)!