...because he gets to come home to all of the above!

Terry Miller's been garnering as many headlines as his famous husband, Dan Savage, this month, thanks to an offer to become a swimwear model. 

So, how does Dan feel about Terry flaunting his ripped body in racy promotions? 

My, how things have changed when it comes to how we're sold underwear. BuzzFeed takes us back in time today with "22 Sexy 1970s Men's Underwear Ads" and leaves us thanking Baby Jesus for inventing AussieBum, Andrew Christian, 2Xist, etc. 

Check out a few more of our favorite selections from BuzzFeed's post after the jump!

Is it just us or are petty criminals getting hotter these days? Lindsay Lohan's committed her life to sexy-ing up mugshots (for that, we thank you, LL), and plenty of recent male mugshots prove her work hasn't been in vain. So many hotties have been bad boys lately that one might be hard-pressed (word choice!) to accurately pinpoint whether public record pictures are mugshots or selections from a male model's portfolio! 

TimeOut New York's annual feature crowning the hottest chorus boys on Broadway always leaves us singing from the top of the hills, and this year's production is no different. Follow the jump for a taste of which throbbing thespians made this year's ripped cut!

Max and Charlie Carver (of Desperate Housewives fame) are returing to our radar to put some dirty rumors to bed. After a Teen Wolf fan complained that there won't be any shirtless studs on the third season, the show decided to flex some muscle to wrestle the worries to the ground. 

"Here's hoping this photo puts those ugly rumors to rest," writes a Teen Wolf rep on its Tumblr page.

Feel better now?

(Via Towleroad)

Bi-coastal (the only 'bi' we've so far been able to establish for the super male model, but we're working on it, trust) Nick Ayler looks like he came down to Earth straight errr directly from the heavens. But a new style spread for GQ Italia pinpoints his exact origins in the "Galaxy of Love." A little hokey, but we'll take it. 

Ready for blastoff to Nick's humble homoland? Follow the jump to catch GQ Italia's slightly NSFW promo video shot by Richard Gerst.

Sorry, Katie Holmes, Taylor Swift and Kelly Preston, hot Canadian men are the beards who won the cover of Fab's "Sexy Beards" issue. Maybe next time. Follow the jump to see the hirsute cover models flex their follicles for the cover shoot of the Canadian magazine. 

We were disconsolate when Matthew Mitcham threatened to retire from the world of Olympic diving after the London Games. But our M-A-C-glossed frowns were turned upside down today when we learned that the Aussie hottie has parlayed his experience (and Olympic-carved body) into another fruitful career. Thanks to this new campaign from Funky Trunks, we don't have to pour a beer a glass of Veuve on the diving board in honor of Matthew; it looks like he's on to bigger (just check out his underwear modeling assets!) and better (at least for our lingering eyes) things in the years ahead. 

Check out more of our Hump Day Hottie in his new Funky Trunks campaign after the jump!

First it was Orlando Cruz coming out of the closet and pushing the boxing world forward by a giant leap. Now, it's Marc Jacobs helping us identify gay boxers with his cheeky boxing glove dog tags that arrive with a sezzy promotional video. Check it out after the jump!

Wow, tour buses are doing whatever it takes to drum up gay dollars these days, including adding a jaw-dropping new stop to the Beverly Hills tour: a David Beckham underwear shoot for H&M!

Check out more pics of a very surprised Becks wearing nothing but green H&M boxer-briefs, after the jump!

It looks like New Girl took our advice and conducted focus groups in Chelsea and WeHo over the summer because season two kicked off just how we outlined in a half-hour long Power Point presentation we emailed to producers last spring!

Sure, his two shirtless scenes made him look like 1.) a homeless hipster and 2.) a man who just bathed in Wet Platinum before auditioning for Cecil Chao's $65 million anti-lesbian bounty, but we're ecstatic because New Girl star Max Greenfiled's back on TV!

Updated Friday, September 14

We're sending New York Fashion Week out with a bang by adding enough six packs to our shirtless male model gallery to get an entire Arizona State University fraternity drunk for three weeks!

Follow the jump for 50 percent more male model meat!