Nate Gody and Jennifer DeLeo from Seattle Gay News have released candid shots that convey a salient sense of joy unmatched in other media images from the big mass wedding that took place at Seattle City Hall on Sunday. Nate and Jennifer were some of the only professional photographers allowed inside City Hall to document the big day, a fact that allowed them a unique perspective of history. Follow the jump for a few more (after you grab a tissue, of course)!

We were disconsolate when Matthew Mitcham threatened to retire from the world of Olympic diving after the London Games. But our M-A-C-glossed frowns were turned upside down today when we learned that the Aussie hottie has parlayed his experience (and Olympic-carved body) into another fruitful career. Thanks to this new campaign from Funky Trunks, we don't have to pour a beer a glass of Veuve on the diving board in honor of Matthew; it looks like he's on to bigger (just check out his underwear modeling assets!) and better (at least for our lingering eyes) things in the years ahead. 

Check out more of our Hump Day Hottie in his new Funky Trunks campaign after the jump!

They probably provide highbrow commentary on the intersection of religion and culture and politics or whatnot, but the preview art from the 2013 Orthodox Calendar leave us too distracted to complete a thorough dissertation.

Check out more images from the calendar that'll secretly hang in Pope Benedict's dungeoun beneath the Vatican after the jump!

We've never hoped the Mayans got things wrong more than we did today after quivering our eyeballs all over the first round of images of naked rugby stars from the 2013 Dieux Du Stade Calendar. 

Check out a handul (literally) of NSFW preview pics after the jump!

Not many folks saw That's My Boy in theaters this summer, so with the DVD release of the movie coming in two weeks, the studio's promotional forces are trying their damnedest to have us pre-order the poorly reviewed flick (and take a long lunch)!

We had no idea that gorgeous Heroes star Milo Ventimiglia had so much junk in his trunk, which is on flagrant display in That's My Boy (and in new promotional images for the DVD)!

Want the same expression on Milo's face (above) copy + pasted onto your mug? Follow the jump for the NSFW shots featuring what Milo's somehow kept hidden all these years!

Maybe the Mayan calendar ends in 2012 becaues those sage elders knew that there'd be a chance we'd no longer be able to track the years with a new picture of silver daddy Colton Ford every month! Who wants to live in that kind of world?!

To ensure that the Mayans got it wrong, Colton has launched a Kickstarter campaign so that he can bring his 2013 calendar to our boudoirs and a new music video to our eyeballs. 

While Reichen Lehmkuhl harshly pushes the spotlight away, his ex- or current- or it's-complicated-bf Rodiney Santiago is certainly welcoming it. And for that, we thank him. 

More pics of new promotional images from the A-List: New York star's (and former Instinct cover guy's) swimwear line after the jump!

Images from Corbin Fisher were close to being watched by more eyeballs in Erie, New York than in Chelsea for once thanks to a nasty anti-gay mailer attacking New York GOP Sen. Mark Grisant.

As you'll recall, Sen. Grisanti decided to be on the right side of history by voting in favor of marriage equality last year. With Grisanti facing a primary challenge from Kevin Stocker later this week, mailers featuring pornographic images from the Corbin Fisher company were printed in an attempt to scare voters away from the incumbent based on his vote for equality. 

Details and another image after the jump. 

Maybe it's the fact that the new promotional pictures for Lifetime's much-buzzed about train wreck Liz & Dick contain 16-packs of abs, or maybe it's that Lindsay Lohan actually looks younger than she does in real life in her portrayal of the late and great Liz; whatever it is, the new slew of images might leave folks slightly more optimistic about the upcoming biopic.

Check out a few more after the jump!

To coincide with the appearance of the 11-foot tall statues of David Beckham at H&M locations in the U.S. today, the retailer has released a handful of new shots of the gorgeous athlete posing in his Bodywear underwear line staples. Grab more of Becks' handful after the jump!

Rumors of a wedding have swirled ever since Anderson Cooper officially came out, but Pulitzer Prize hopeful the Daily Mail wonders if plans are on hold after its paparazzi captured the CNN personality's boyfriend Ben Maisani smooching on another man.

If we didn't know for sure that Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka were vacationing with Baby Jane Sir Elton John, we'd be winning a gold medal in doing double-takes. That's an Olympic sport, right?

Meet British long jumper John Rutherford, Olympic gold medalist, ginger and, most important of all, NPH doppelganger. He's taken the Internet by storm today after winning the gold medal in his field, but we're the real winners in the situation because the chiseled athlete's pictures have found fame following the win!

More pics of the self-labeled "Ginger Wizard" (including a shirtless shot) after the jump!