Scruff has a new spokes model and we're buying it. [Queerty]

Elton John and Madonna bury the hatchet. [Jezebel]

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If you've wanted to see Jake Gyllenhaal more up close and personal than a Gillette razor has seen him in years, you will soon have your chance off-Broadway. The Hollywood Reporter has broken the news that our husband will make his American stage debut in the Roundabout Theatre Company's production of Nick Payne's If There Is I Haven't Found It Yet. 

Jake Gyllenhaal gives good head, says Matt Damon. With your whistles whet, follow the jump for the deets!

We don't think you'll fault us for A.) taking a long lunch break and 2.) flaunting these gratuitous pictures of our husband Jake Gyllenhaal. What can we say? We're in the sharing mood today! Follow the jump for more sexy shots of Jakey-poo!

Our dreams were answered when, on the Man vs. Wild season premiere, Jake Gyllenhaal and Bear Grylls stripped shirtless to cross an Icelandic river while holding hands. (How else could two hot straight men cross an Icelandic river?!) If you needed any final reason to believe that last night's premiere was scripted specifically to garner the gay demographic, then, there you have it. Follow the jump to watch what we believe should really take home this year's Emmy in the Best Homoerotic Survival Escapade category. 

Updated Wednesday, June 29, 1:30 p.m.

In a new video teaser for Jake Gyllenhaal's upcoming appearance on Man Vs. Wild, the hunky hirsute actor says his "balls are in his throat" during the adventure. (The high-pitched hissing sound you hear is a kadrillion gay men sighing as they wish they could say the same thing.) Watch, after the jump. 

A sexy photo of Jake Gyllenhaal balancing his chakras in nothing but whitey-tighties and K-Mart businessman socks has hit the Internet. But is it really him? Follow the jump and start sleuthing!

It looks like our soul mate Jake Gyllenhaal has unleashed his inner Jake Shears as the hunky actor emerged on the set of his new cop film End Of Watch with his scalp baring all for the world to see. Follow the jump to check out Jakey-poo's shaved head and let us know what you think!

Blake Shelton and Reba McEntire resorted to a flat gay joke at Jake Gyllenhaal's expense as they hosted Sunday night's broadcast of the Cunty Country Music Awards. Watch video and read transcript of a punchline that homophobes might have found funny six years ago, after the jump.

A freshly-shaven Jake Gyllenhaal has something to get off his hirsute chest about those pesky gay rumors that have followed him since Brokeback Mountain. So what does Jake want you to know?

After countless seances, hoodoo and strict adherence to Oprah's The Secret, our lifelong dream of two years finally came true: a movie featuring Jake Gyllenhaal in all his hirsute glory for 75 percent of screen-time, Love & Other Drugs, was released. We think that the always-adorable Anne Hathaway was somewhere in the film, too, but were too distracted to notice.

Love is just what the doctor ordered. Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment presents the romantic drama LOVE & OTHER DRUGS.

Smooth-talking playboy Jamie Randall (Jake Gyllenhaal) is on a fast track to the top of the pharmaceutical sales industry – promoting the miracle drug Viagra by day and charming the ladies by night. However, Jamie is taken aback when he meets ...

For this week’s Swag Suite we have a little of something for the boys and the girls.

For the boys: What does it take to get the gays into a violent action film based on a video game? Easy: Plenty of shirtless scenes featuring a sweaty, hairy and buff Jake Gyllenhaal. Prince of Persia is perfect for any queen!

For the ladies: Queen Latifah tests her best dribbling skills as she attempts to juggle two (gorgeous) men in this rom-com. The love triangle explored in the basketball-themed Just Wright might finally answer the ever-pressing question: How many balls on the court is too much?

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