If you the thought the idea of Cher dueting with Lady Gaga was enough to cause widespread homo hysteria, just wait until Cher reveals the latest gaylebrity to collaborate on her new album...

With the Scissor Sisters on an "indefinite hiatus" we were concerned that we might be seeing much less of the group's delectable front-man Jake Shears. 

But in a Christmas miracle, that's suddenly not the case! 

Shears is joining super-group Queens Of The Stone Age for their new record!

More after the jump. 

If there was ever a time for a kiki to soothe our ennui it is now as we reel in shock from the news of an end to the Scissor Sisters, well, scissoring. 

For all the sheltered breeders who've been asking their gay friends all summer long "what the hell is a kiki?," Scissor Sisters—responsible for bringing the term to a mainstream audience—have finally provided an instructional video giving the full tea, hunties... and it is EVERYTHING.

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Without mentioning anyone in particular (though you KNOW he has names!), our husband Jake Shears has some swoon-inducing words of advice for closeted celebrities. 

Neon alien facials, Jake Shears, slow motion equine fantasies, Jake Shears and more rainbow-tinted yumminess than you can taste in a bowl of Lucky Charms await in the just-released video for "Only The Horses." (Yes, we meant to type Jake Shears twice.)

Allow the horses to take you to the big pot of Scissor Sisters gold, after the jump!

Need an incredibly gorgeous, uplifting upbeat track to play on repeat during the drive out to Palm Springs? Need Jake Shears to serenade you into tranquility ahead of family-time Easter get-togethers? Need to get your Friday started on the right foot (the dancing one)? Then you MUST follow the jump and listen to the stunning new track from Scissor Sisters, "Only The Horses."  

If a loud, at least three minute-long shrieking jarred you from your bed this morning wherever in the world you are, our apologies. We're just so excited about the just-announced new album from Scissor Sisters, Magic Hour! Details, after the jump!

Jake Shears marks his entrance into the rap game with the brand-spank-us new Scissor Sisters track, "Shady Love." Do fellow gay rappers like Cazwell and 50 Cent (allegedly!) have anything to worry about? Follow the jump to find out!

Here is another great song from Kylie's Aphrodite recording sessions that didn't make the cut. But this song is no slouch! Produced by Deadmau5 and written by friend-of-Instinct Jake Shears, maybe it will get its rounds on the dance floor after all.

The world premiere stage musical of the beloved book series Tales Of The City is taking San Francisco by storm! Catch the first glimpse of video from the recently debuted show and get the news on its new extended run, after the jump.

And we mean that with all the love in this gorgeous world, of course! Because not only did Jake Shears, Scissor Sister and musical scribe, take the time to hop on Instinct's Soapbox for our new May issue, he also did a little chat for instinctmagazine.com! Want to know when we may hear new music from the band? How about the plans for his next musical (post Tales Of The City)? Click it over to our Web Exclusives section and find out for yourself.