It's nice to see that our shrine to Jesse Metcalfe has proven effective, and that the downtime between shirtless shots on the late Desperate Housewives and new shirtless scenes on Dallas has been minimized. There are some smartypants working over at Dallas because, boy, do they know how to grab our immediate attention by putting our favorite lawncare boytoy in his underwear right out of the show's gates! 

Sezzy video, after the jump!  

We can't decide whether we're slightly squigged out or hugely turned on by the Dallas reboot's new promo ad.

On one hand, it's a clever take on the infamous shower scene that revealed that an entire season of the show had been an elaborate dream sequence.

On the other hand, aren't all of these characters supposed to be related? Is familial showering a thing now? A thing in Dallas, maybe?

Finally on the third hand (the one that shows up sometimes when we're so tired) Jesse Metcalfe and Josh Henderson are steamy and shirtless, and even Larry Hagman's body double is sporting some serious bear appeal, so we can't complain.

Check out the ad after the jump!