After being dumped by the Jim Henson Company (makers of the Muppets), Chick-Fil-A is likely on the hunt for a new puppet that's more in line with the fast food chain's "Biblical values." Luckily, Conan has found the right puppet for the job: Chaz the intolerant chicken. 

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Chick-fil-A has responded to accusations that its PR department made a fake Facebook profile to conduct damaga control on the social network.

So, what does Chick-fil-A have to say about "Abby Farle"?

New at Chick-fil-A! Your serving of hate meat now comes with a side of lies! 

We broke the news on Monday that the Jim Henson Company had severed ties with the hate group fast food chain due to its war against the gays. But you'll never guess how at least one Chic-fil-A is allegedly spinning the latest PR nightmare...

We can easily picture Jon Stewart running slow motion in a red one piece as he tackles Chick-fil-A, The Boy Scouts, the Muppets and the city of Boston in a new edition of the "Gaywatch" for The Daily Show.

Check out the newest segment after the jump!