Turns out we're not the only ones who dream of Joe Manganiello! In the latest episode of "Neil's Puppet Dreams," gay mafioso Neil Patrick Harris learns that his beau's dreams are much, much gayer. 

Though we could put these clips on mute and still be satisfied by the hotness that is Matt Bomer and his hubby, Simon Halls (not to mention a small cameo by Joe Manganiello), we'd be missing out on the great message that they convey as they accept GLSEN's 2012 Inspiration Award.

The Gay Lesbian and Straight Education Network honored the gorgeous duo who happen to be dads to three kids.

See what what they had to say after the jump!

Neil Patrick Harris's web series Neil's Puppet Dreams doesn't premiere until Tuesday on Nerdist, but today we're afforded  an early taste of what mouth watering scenes we can expect. Follow the jump to check out Joe Manganiello (donning a yummy pineapple tank top) making a half-naked NPH's (along with millions of girls' and gays') dreams come true. 

Updated Wednesday, November 14, 11:30 a.m. EST

People Magazine tried to throw us off the musky, Acqua di Gio (we imagine) scent of Channing Tatum all month. But lo and behold, we know a sexiest man alive when we see one.

The votes in the hottest, most important race in 2012 are in and it's now official, folks: Channing Tatum has been named People Magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive."

Check out Channing's understated cover and a blurb from the piece after the jump!

With both a twinkle in his eye and in his slowly silver-ing beard, Matt Bomer accepted the Inspiration Award from GLSEN over the weekend along with his partner Simon Halls. During his acceptance, Matt applauded GLSEN for the work it does by referencing his own trials and tribulations of growing up gay.

While we're on the phone with our airline so that we can cash in our frequent flyer miles for a last minute trip to New Orleans, we thought we'd be really nice and let you know that Channing Tatum, Joe Manganiello and Matt Bomer (otherwise known as the Holy Trinity) are en route to the Southern city for the grand opening of Saints and Sinners, a Magic Mike themed bar. 

Are we getting a sequel (or a prequel?) to the cinematic triumph of our time with Channing Tatum at the helm? 

Tatum's made no secret about his desire to give the world another chapter of the Magic Mike saga, and it sounds like things are taking shape!

As long as that shape includes Joe Manganiello and Matt Bomer we're good.

More after the jump!

Screw the triple venti skinny soy latte with extra foam—Channing Tatum performing a slow-dance strip to "It's Raining Men" with a co-ed flash mob on NBC's Today show is our new favorite way to wake up in the morning.

Check out the eye-opener after the jump!

Sigh. We don't think we'll ever be over Joe Manganiello.

His sure-to-be Oscar-worthy performance in Magic Mike notwithstanding, he also embraces his gay fanbase and truly seems to understand that in most cases he shouldn't be wearing clothing.

We a love a man with self-awareness.

Check out his interview with Andrew Johnston, who we must admit shows far more restraint than we would have been able to in such close proximity with arguably the hottest piece of man meat in Hollywood.

Watch after the jump!

Since when is The Soup like our very own private Make A Wish Foundation? We were merely clinging on to life when last night's episode made our dreams come true and reinvigorated our faith in humanity.

Sure, typically Mchottie himself Joel McHale is enough to warrant our DVR subscription to the show, but a special appearance by Kylie, Magic Mike's Joe Manganiello and some Doritos that needed to be eaten off Joe's stomach made it all the more worth it. Watch, after the jump. 

Looks like we have our work cut out for us this weekend. Magic Mike, perhaps trying to get us to forget that very first trailer, has released roughly 20 new promotional stills for us to study.

We've cut out all the pics with chicks and whittled it down to the dozen hottest stills, so grab another cup of coffee and dive in after the jump!

We'll have to join a Magic Mike recovery group after the most gay-anticipated film of summer is released; with these weekly hits of new trailers, interviews or movie posters making us dependent on regular bytes (see how we did that!) of regular man meat, we're a little concerned about the inevitable withdrawal. Until then, let us enjoy the high that we get from the newest one sheet/movie poster from Magic Mike.