Any updates on Magic Mike, the big screen adaptation of Channing Tatum's male-stripper origins, constitutes as a big tease, but this, the first official still from Hollywood's upcoming sausage fest is an entirely new balls game.

We can get over the fact that the first official picture from the movie (which will go all the way full frontal) contains zero percent peen, but we can't forgive that the debut image our imagination has been given to work with contains only one shirtless star. Matthew McConaughey shirtless totally does not count! That's like trying to get excited at the sight of Lady Gaga wearing a funny hat—both bitches have tired out the look. Hopefully for Warner Brothers' second official image, those camouflaged pieces...

We have a feeling this is not a movie we should see in a theater, but in the privacy of our own homes. Inappropriate? Absolutely. Find out what Joe had to say about his sexy Magic Mike co-stars and his character's name "Big Dick Richie" after the jump.

Our Google Alert emails just exploded all over our inbox. Guess that's what happens when you have alerts set for keywords like "Joe Manganiello" and "full frontal" (among others found in this story's headline) and a hard-hitting investigative news story boasting them all pops up. That's right, seems our husband Joe Manganiello has finally discussed baring his junk in the upcoming Steven Soderbergh ode to male strippers, Magic Mike. So, what does Joe have to tell Huffington Post about "Big Dick Richie"?

As the drool-worthy cast for Steven Soderbergh's male-stripper flick Magic Mike (based on Channing Tatum's real-life start in entertainment) grows (it added Joe Manganiello, Matt Bomer and Matthew McConaughey yesterday), so does anticipation. Now, with word that Soderbergh won't stray away from "full frontal" scenes, it becomes even harder for us to keep our excitement tucked away...

It's hard to imagine that any bullies have ever tried to f*ck with True Blood's Joe Manganiello, but according to our werewoooof husband, he was so big in high school that he stuck out. Swoon. Follow the jump to hear Joe talk about his various big body parts (seriously!) in what might amount to the hottest "It Gets Better" video yet!

People Magazine has crowned its hottest celebrity bods of 2011, and the results may leave you scratching your chiseled chins. Sure, 66-year old Helen Mirren totally deserves the tiara the publication placed on her bosom today. But what about for the men? How far on or off the mark is People's list?

We can end the moratorium on solid foods that's been in place since Memorial Day because the Best Celebrity Summer Bodies have been crowned (or sashed?) and it seems we didn't cut up enough to make the final cut. So, which gaydored female and male star received the high honors?

It's nice to see that while True Blood goes off the deep end with random story lines involving faries and witches this season, it still remains true to its roots—its hunky, ripped, shirt-disavowing werewolf and vampire roots. Follow the jump for hot NSFW-ish images from True Blood's latest episode, which saw not only our husband Joe Manganiello in the buff, but also featured a half-nekkid Alexander Skarsgard and Ryan Kwanten!

As we get ready to sink our teeth into the new season of True Blood and as promotions for the series reach fever pitch, the marketing team and stars involved in ths show that nothing makes us feel as feverish or piques our interest like some Alcides action. The latest publicity werewolf man Joe Manganiello pulls for the show involves putting his words behind his workout in a new video detailing how he stays in tip-top (we're assuming) shape. Follow the jump to watch.

Another day, another shirtless Joe Manganiello post. Not that we're complaining. This time around our hubby shows off the best in men's summer fashion (shirts are apparently not in this season) for a spread in GQ. Follow the jump for more mouth-watering shots!

Finally, a fitness publication that knows how to put our husband Joe Manganiello's assets to proper use. Covering the newest Muscle & Fitness in all his shirtless glory, the True Blood actor reveals more than just a debilitating eight-pack; he also provides insight into the workout regimen that chisels his werewolf body. More pics and the workout, after the jump!

We won't shake our freshly-manicured fingers at the U.K.'s Men's Health for keeping our husband Joe Manganiello clothed on their July cover (what a waste!), but still might write a sternly-worded letter to the editor for not including us as the model for the damsel-in-distress shot (viewable after the jump).