Thanks to professional lip readers, we now know what lowdown lame punchline rolled out of John Boehner's mouth that turned Michelle Obama into Liz Lemon. Meet us after the break for the big reveal.

The John Boehner-lead House Republicans have filed a brief with SCOTUS a few month ahead of the court's hearing on the Defense of Marriage Act. Their main defense? Gays can't have babies naturally so we shouldn't be allowed to marry. Check out the DOMA defense after the jump. 

And. We. Die.

RuPaul's Drag Race Season V doesn't even kick off for another freakin' week, but we at least have the best (sorry, Bey, Kelly and President O's historic speech) moment from the entire inauguration day to tide us over: the First Lady schooling every single hunty on the planet with a Level 10 eye roll. The target? Speaker of the House John Boehner. 

He's done it again, folks. Back in December we reported that House Republicans had secretly raised the defense budget for the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) and new reports released today show that Republican House Speaker John Boehner has once again raised the DOMA budget without the knowledge of House Democrats.

Details after the jump.

Republican House Speaker John Boehner, one of the primary proponents of the continued defense of the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA), swore in two openly gay House Reps on Thursday. 

Check out photos of Boehner with the new House Reps and their beautiful families (you know...the ones he's actively trying to designate as second class citizens) after the jump.

A coalition of LGBT leaders has sent a letter to Speaker John Boehner demanding that he immediately stop using millions of taxpayer funds to keep the Defense of Marriage Act alive in courts. 

As discussion continues surrounding the impending "fiscal cliff," it's good to know that House Republicans are prioritizing where they put the nation's financial resources. 

It was revealed yesterday that Republican's secretly increased their budget to defend the Defense of Marriage Act. 

More after the jump. 

It certainly sounds like an interesting day at John Boehner's office!

Seven naked protesters took over the Republican House Speaker's Longworth House Office Building in protest of the potential $1.2 billion cuts to HIV/AIDS funding.

Pics (NSFW-ish) after the jump. 

Is the average American tax payer aware that Republican Speaker of the House John Boehner keeps using their tax dollars to pay independent lawyers to defend the Defense of Marriage Act (after the Obama administration refused to), even though they lose EVERY TIME DOMA is brought under judicial review?

The mind boggles.

Anyway, DOMA has once again been ruled unconstitutional by a federal judge, this time in the case of Edie Windsor who was forced to pay a $353,053 estate tax bill after the death of her wife.

If her marriage had been recognized by the federal government the tax would not have applied, hence showing the discriminatory aspects of DOMA. More after the jump!

Republican House Leadership have once again chosen to intervene in a challenge to the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) and related laws brought by Servicemembers Legal Defense Network (SDLN) on behalf of gay and lesbian service members, veterans, and their spouses.

More after the jump.

Democratic House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi and Whip Steny Hoyer have asked Speaker John Boehner to really think about what he's doing in his war against disabled American veteran Tracey Cooper-Harris. Is that asking too much? 

Without skipping a beat, Speaker John Boehner and a coalition of anti-gay Republican Congress members have appealed a San Francisco federal judge's ruling from this week deeming the "Defense of Marriage Act" unconstitutional.