Chris Hemsworth looks like he's returning to the god-like physique of his Thor days, according to new pics of the star vacationing in Costa Rica. Follow the jump for a few more saliva-soliciting shots as we pour out a few drops of our lunchtime margarita in memoriam of that stretched-beyond-belief tank top he's sporting. 

After having to sit through NOM's attack on our community, we were on the hunt for something to make us (and you) smile this morning.

Well, it wasn't kittens, bunnies and rainbows that brightened our day. But rather, the shock and horror on these guys and gals' (mostly dudes—so tough!) faces as they walk through a Haunted House in California. Halloween is just 14 days a way, kiddies!

Check out some pics that'll give you a case of the giggles after the jump.

We can skip the red eye at the coffee shop this morning because Robbie Williams has given us our preferred kind of eye-opener: a shirtless most-muscular pose from his dressing room. Swallow the entire shot after the jump!

We still have no idea what White Collar is about because its production team continues to parade a half-naked Matt Bomer in each and every episode distracting us from what seems to be a worthwhile storyline. Not that we're complaining!

To continue drawing our eyeballs to the show, how could White Collar possibly follow up on the Matt Bomer shower scene from last week's episode? Well, by featuring more half-naked Bomer in a bathroom. It's a winning formula!

More shirtless pics of the heartthrob from this week's episode of White Collar after the jump!

What takes the pain out of a summertime Monday work day? Ironically, a shirtless Mario Lopez holding a paddle on the beach!

Check out more of Mario's Malibu beach adventure after the jump!

We've salivated over New England Patriots' tight end Rob Gronkowski plenty on this here blog in the past, but no photo-op spread has presented us with quite the buffet of ogling as the athlete's hosting gig at Wet Republic in Vegas over the weekend. 

More servings of Grade A Gronkowski beef after the jump!

Joe Manganiello in drag as a stripper who is in drag as a firefighter locks our Monday morning hangover brains in a puzzle prison. Lucky for us, Joe brought his ax along to give us release (in many, many ways). Follow the jump for the hottest clip from Sunday night's Magic Mike Appreciation Hour the 2012 MTV Movie Awards. 

Stretching is a vital part of every workout regimen that we sometimes overlook to make more time for the locker and steam room. But photographer Lucas Jackson reminds us of its importance with a photo spread essay featuring gorgeous shirtless male Olympians stretching their money-makers in preparation for London 2012.

Kick (back), stretch and kick (back) with a half dozen of the world's hottest athletes posing, after the jump!

Why mess with perfection?

Around this time last year we devoted an Instinct lunch break to lusting after pics of Criminal Minds star Shemar Moore shirtless on a Miami Beach. Guess Shemar knows that no shirt + the Miami sun x a beach + paparazzi = lots of blog loving because the scorching hot actor gave us Moore of our favorite kind of math this week! (More pics after the jump.)

Now this is our kind of American reunion. Marky Wahlberg reunited the camera lens with his underwear-wrapped goods during a package-revealing scene on the shoot of Pain & Gain in Miami. Revisit the basket that helped a generation of adolescent boys realize they were born that way with more behind-the-scenes pics of Mark proving that he's still as hot as he was in his muscle twink years, after the jump!

We will gladly overlook the lies of handsome men if they want to fib their way to the top of a pile that resembles the sketches for our White Party after-hours soiree. Check out Bruce Weber's idea of what will go down in countless hotel rooms across Palm Springs this weekend, after the jump!

*Spoiler Alert* We discuss this week's Community below.

We were as outraged as Jeff (Joel McChale) that he was robbed of the  prestitigious Most Handsome Young Man title on this week's Community. But when he hulked out on stage, ripped off his clothes and demanded everyone look at him, we fell in to line. Look at more pics of Joel and his pecs after the jump. He's demanded it!