We thought we were going to do laundry...but if we have to get drunk instead...well, we are Instincters!

When the weekend hits, straight dudes across the land are called on by their wives and girlfriends to bust out the toolbox and fix things. When we think of working with tools, our heads are in an entirely different place (both figuratively and literally). Don't judge. We're just sayin'.

We stumbled across this hilarious site, and had to ask: Redneck or Gay Guy "Do It Yourself" (DIY) repair? Check out these ridiculous pics after the jump, and you decide.

It's been one of those Fridays, kids. Ever have one of those days: The phones never stop ringing, the e-mails never stop coming and everyone and their stepmother wants a piece of you?

Well, that's us. And today, we raise the white flag in surrender. We need a break! When we're not providing you with laughs on this here bloggy thingy (or hard news when occasion arises or the fancy strikes us), we sometimes seek solace in the comedy of others.

We wanted to share with you a website that makes us smile and sometimes guffaw so loudly our uptight neighbors bang on the walls.

If you're an iPhone user, it'll be all the funnier! But truly, anyone who has ever texted before will get a kick out of it.

Many of you may be aware of the site or seen it...