Never one to shirk controversy, designer Karl Legerfeld debuted his Chanel 2013 Spring Haute Couture collection today in Paris and used the show to present his own endorsement of marriage equality in France. 

And how? Two stunning brides walking hand in hand in matching haute couture wedding gowns as the showstopper!

Tres chic!

Watch after the jump!

Lady Gaga, fatigued from the recent trending topic of her weight, has unleashed the Little Monster claws in the direction of innocent Adele. Why hasn't anyone made fun of Adele's weight, wonders Lady Gaga, who has apparently let all her recent pot smoking gone to her head. Details follow.

Pippa Middleton can come out of hiding now that Karl Lagerfeld has given some time to how he feels about her face. After advising Pippa to stick to just showing her back because he didn't like her face, Karl has done an about-face (bah duh bah!) and now says it doesn't bother him so much. Her makeup, on the other hand...

Well, a cute kitten sure didn't distract the king of the underworld for long! 

Karl Lagerfeld has unbuttoned his Victorian collar and let his bitchy goiter fly once again. Move over Adele—this time Karl's sass is directed at fashionista and international IT girl, Pippa Middleton. 

So what quote has been added to the "Best of Uncle Karl" collection?

For Karl Lagerfeld to have extinguished this many skin creases he would've had to suck the youthful life out of the nether regions of an entire legion of young French model boys. Other than that slight discrepancy (and the fact that video dating hasn't been utilized since 1988), Ashton Kutcher's impersonation of the fashion overlord is spot on (especially the cheeky size queen reference).

We might be a little oversensitive when it comes to our Bellini bellies, but if Karl Lagerfeld wants to call us fat, a collection of pricey Chanel handbags might persuade us to get over it.

But does the alleged gift atone for his sins against Adele? 

If irritating vocal folds can't get Adele down, then the irritating living skin fold that is Karl Lagerfeld also has no power. In People Magazine's new cover story, the gaydored songstress exhibits expert timing by letting her Pride flag fly. 

Karl Lagerfeld is no stranger to his own kind of battle of the bulge. The Chanel creative director made headlines in 2009 when he blasted folks who complain about skinny models. "These are fat mummies sitting with their bags of crisps in front of the television, saying that thin models are ugly,dreams and illusions, and no one wants to see round women," said the outspoken designer.

Karl's tune hasn't changed, as apparent in the song he's singing toward 2011's biggest pop star, Adele. Find out the controversial remarks Karl had to say about the gaydored songstress, after the jump!

Some statements are even more exciting when they're lost in translation. Take the latest issue of the Scandinavian mens fashion mag Dorian Magazine, which boasts that its cover model Baptiste Giabiconi is the "largest" male model in the world. Boy, how the mind wanders! Follow the jump for a few more titillating images and a video from the shoot!

For years he's been one of the few things on the planet that makes 720-year old Karl Lagerfeld's pulse register. Now Baptiste Giabiconi, who was plucked from obscurity into fashion superstardom from his helicopter mechanics shop in rural France, makes our pulses soar in a new nude photo set appearing in Interview Magazine, and shot through the lens of Karl himself. If this is the retirement reward after serving two centuries in the fashion industry, we need to start looking into classes at FIDM (and into the formaldehyde baths we suspect Lagerfeld undergoes nightly.)

Follow the jump for more nsfw-ish shots of the gorgeous Baptiste. 

One accustomed to controversial comments, aging centenarian Karl Lagerfeld spoke very candidly with Vice Magazine to reveal more on why he’s against marriage equality and for sex with high-class escorts.

On being against marriage equality:

“Yes, I’m against it for a very simple reason: In the 60s they all said we had the right to the difference. And now, suddenly, they want a bourgeois life ...

Update:

McQueen’s secondary fashion line, McQ, was to have a showing today at New York Fashion Week, but that show was quickly canceled upon news of his death. Reactions from the fashion world and those that knew McQueen have begun to come in.

Anna Wintour, editor-in-chief of Vogue said, "We are devastated to learn of the death of Alexander McQueen, one of the greatest talents of his generation. He brought a uniquely British sense of daring and aesthetic fearlessness to the global stage of fashion. In such a short career, Alexander McQueen's influence was astonishing—from street style to music culture and the world's museums. His passing marks an insurmountable loss."

Karl Lagerfeld took a slightly more morbid approach commenting...