We wish a side of beef like this came with every pound of Java-originating coffee beans we ordered.

The new cover of Men's Folio Indonesia shows Kellan Lutz, who stars in the new political action thriller Java Heat, shirtless on the set of the upcoming Indonesia-based movie.

Java Heat hits the U.S. on May 10. Will it be released in 3-D or IMAX, please?

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There is an Oprah, after all. And she loves us just the way we were born. 

Speaking of, we love Kellan Lutz just the way he was born, too, and practically have the vapors after FINALLY getting to see him in his born-day suit. 

Follow the jump for NSFW screen caps of Kellan in all his glory hole realness in the new movie Java Heat. 

Kellan Lutz received our first fan letter after posing for Calvin Klein way back in the primitive prehistoric days of 2010. But after dropping trou during a beach photoshoot with paparazzos hiding nearby, we finally know the truthiness to the question: does he wear boxers or briefs? Hallelu! 

We've been wanting Kellan Lutz to do a gay movie for a long time. We even went so far as to buy a camera in the hopes that maybe he'd want make some gay movies of the more personal variety at some point.

Well now our prayers have been answered.

Kinda.

More after the jump!

Sure, we have to sit through 50 percent of this ad for Abbot + Main focusing on Sports Illustrated swimsuit princess Kate Upton, but the bounty of shirtless Kellan Lutz shots we earn as a reward make viewing again and again totally worth it. Promise. 

Watch the hot video after the jump!

In a casting directly from the annals of our vivid fantasies, an avatar of heartthrob Kellan Lutz will be paraded around in a loincloth in 3D (and fingers and legs crossed, in IMAX) as Tarzan in an upcoming performance-capture flick from Disney. 

There are so many gaydored trailers this morning that we feel like an extra in the music video for Beyonce's "Party." Next up to excite us for a big-screen release is the new trailer for "A Warrior's Heart," the sports movie that has finally one our attention thanks to the slow trickle of promotional images featuring stars Kellan Lutz and Chord Overstreet shirtless. Skip the espresso and follow the jump to get your jolt of excitement this a.m.

If you want to look like you were carved from marble too, you better invest in a chicken coop. After the jump, Kellan Lutz shows off his muscles and discusses the insane discipline needed to keep them.

Perhaps not wanting to be outdone by the dream team being assembled for Magic Mike (Channing Tatum, Joe Manganiello, to name a few), another dream team, this time of hot blondie boys, has assembled shirtless for the upcoming A Warrior's Heart. Follow the jump for another shot (in a locker-room!) of Chord Overstreet and Kellan Lutz on set, and the film's steamy-synopsis. 

He might be more well-known for not wearing clothing, but Twilight hottie Kellan Lutz will throw the weight of his gaydored name around the retail space as his own menswear brand launches for Nordstrom's "Abbot + Main."

Sure, we have many husbands these days (Liz Taylor, and, more contemporarily, Jennifer Lopez seem to be our matrimonious idols), but only one of them is about to snag the roll of Ken in the upcoming live-action Barbie movie. So, who is about to flesh out the role? 

Immortals and Twilight hottie Kellan Lutz has been our Hump Day Hunk or Primal Instinct subject more times than we can count without messing up our manicure, but in the new ad campaign for fashion line Abbot + Main, reminds us why he's so consistently the subject of our affection. Follow the jump for more eye-opening shots from Kellan's new campaign, perfect for this fine Hump Day morning!