As homo heads asplode across the globe due to the convergence of Kylie Minogue and She-Ra (it was only a matter of time, wasn't it?), follow the jump to join the hysterics caused by Funny or Die's latest video. 

Jeffrey Fashion Cares 2013 reminds us its nearly Speedo season [Queerty]

Mover over leading ladies, it's Hollywood studs' turn to give us toothless smiling realness [BuzzFeed]

More of today's links after the jump!

Big gay gasps reverberated around the interwebs last month when a London paper reported Kylie Minogue was quitting music to focus on acting. Our pint-size diva quickly shot down the rumor, and now we hear there may actually be a renewed focus on music since Kylie just hopped over to a new label!

Deets after the jump.

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Kylie's responded to the gay gasps heard round the world with the announcement that she's retiring from music. So what did she have to say??

Find out after the jump!

In the immortal words of Madonna, our sex is an undeniable killer, but it's nothing like what Diane (Juno Temple) is serving in the romantic horror/thriller Jack & Diane. After falling in love with Jack (Riley Keough--yes, this is a lesbian love story!) and being threatened with a breakup, Diane's love starts to take on a monstrous form—literally! 

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Kylie took it way back beyond 1987 with her Motown version of "The Locomotion" on Tuesday night's Dancing With The Stars.

Didn't get a chance to check out our girl Kylie command a horn section like never before? We got your gorgeous backs! Follow the jump to watch Kylie's show stopping performance. 

Kylie Minogue has debuted the long awaited music video for "Flower," the fan-favorite live track that will finally appear in recorded form on the upcoming The Abbey Road Sessions. Check it out after the jump!

We told you last week that we’ll be getting some reinvented Kylie classics soon, with the release of The Abbey Road Sessions on Nov. 6. But now we can hear (and see!) how some of the tracks play off in front of a massive Hyde Park audience. Follow below for some stunning takes on “Wow,” “Can’t Get You Out Of My Head” and more!

We can finally end our hunger strike (a.k.a. summer) because Kylie Minogue will release "Flowers" and a whole host of other orchestral Abbey Road recordings in the form of a new album coming out in...

We admit, we hadn't actually heard of the upcoming film, Jack & Diane, until our Kylie-beeper went off and we found out the goddess was playing a role in the project.

Now we've got a trailer and wait...is Kylie playing a lesbian?!

Check out the trailer for the film, which also stars Juno Temple and Riley Keough after the jump!

Big Pride dance events are always preceded by rumors of the "iconic divas" who'll make surprise appearances. Looks like at Josh Wood's Saturday Pier party for NYC Pride, one of those glorious rumors materialized in the form of Miss Kylie Minogue! 

Since when is The Soup like our very own private Make A Wish Foundation? We were merely clinging on to life when last night's episode made our dreams come true and reinvigorated our faith in humanity.

Sure, typically Mchottie himself Joel McHale is enough to warrant our DVR subscription to the show, but a special appearance by Kylie, Magic Mike's Joe Manganiello and some Doritos that needed to be eaten off Joe's stomach made it all the more worth it. Watch, after the jump.