We know you've been dying of anticipation over this so we won't make you wait any longer. 

We've got new Paris Hilton music! (You remember her, right?)

No? Not dying of anticipation? Not waiting with bated breath? 

Sorry, we can't be the only ones that actually liked "Stars Are Blind"... Right? Listen to Paris's "Last Night" after the jump. 

The last time we saw the high heel-wearing boys they were strutting alongside Madonna for her “Girl Gone Wild” video. But did some of Madge’s knack for poorly planned reinvention rub off on the Ukraine group? Check out the heel-less—but ever flexible!—new video and see for yourself...

Paris Hilton's attempted reinvention as a DJ made its messy-faced debut at the Pop Music Festival in Brazil over the weekend and it was nothing short of a trainwreck (fun with DJ slang!).

While music-minded professionals in the audience complained left and right that the Z-lister had hands-on help for mixing the levels of a pre-arranged set list (which does not a DJ make), it was when Paris attempted to premier her new track with Afrojack that things really hit Lohan levels. Video after the jump.