OhLaLa's Derek cheers us up after a week of tragedies [OhLaLa]

NeNe gets her own reality show, another RHOA wedding-themed spinoff [Hollywood Reporter]

More of today's hottest links after the jump!

Judging from Ellen's taste, when it comes time for our own bachelor parties, we want our lead lesbians in charge of casting the stripping talent. Ellen surprised soon-to-be-remarried Nene Leakes with four feverishly fit male strippers this week. Grab the dolla dolla bills and follow the jump to join the impromptu bachelorette party. 

The tireless work of Jeremy Hooper, one of Instinct's 2012 Leading Men and the force behind NOM Exposed, has revealed a dirty new campaign coming soon from the National Organization for Marriage. Details follow. 

Because the sure fire way to ensure that people stay out of your business is to release a duet with your ex (?) who beat you called "Nobody's Business," Rihanna and Chris Brown want to make sure you get the message. 

Ike and Tina Rihanna and Chris's track, which samples Michael Jackson's "The Way You Make Me Feel," has leaked and we'd love to hear what you think about it. 

Listen after the jump!

An unfinished version of "Woman's World," a song off of Cher's latest upcoming album has leaked via a Michigan DJ (somebody's got connections!), and while the gays are all ready to bow down in honor and tribute, Cher is pissed!

More after the jump.

We teased you the other day with a taste of what was to come, but today we get the full release of Adele's new track "Skyfall," which is attached to the upcoming James Bond installment of the same name.

Follow the jump and let us know if you need a cigarette after getting the full release!

Paris Hilton is taking over the role formerly played by Rupert Everett this week of unfiltered homophobic idiot. In audio acquired by RadarOnline, Paris's unmistakable voice is heard disparaging gays who hookup as "disgusting," going on to say that "most of them probably have AIDS."

With the audio and the comments clear as day and ricocheting across the Internet, how is Paris's team trying to spin this as proof that she's our BFF?

Yesterday, Glee hinted it will grow up a bit this coming season by releasing promo images featuring Rachel and her new sezzy classmate fling Brody culled from the show's second tribute to Britney Spears; after letting that steamy hotness hit our deprived Glee-spots, today we get to wrap our ears around two new Britney covers from the cast that'll appear in the episode: "Gimme More" and "Boys" (mashed up with Justin Bieber's "Boyfriend"). 

Check 'em out after the jump and let us know if you heart or hate the covers!

Hate to say it, but after Bionic, the bar for new music from Christina Aguilera was set so low that even our flexible Pilates-trained pelvises couldn't limbo under it. But with the leak of her intensely sexy and infectious new single "Your Body" hitting the web today, it might be safe to say that Christina is back, bitches! 

Listen to "Your Body" after the jump and let us know if you agree in the comments!

Sweet Jeebus! What happens in Vegas doesn't necessarily stay in Vegas, especially when you're the most sought after ginger on the planet!

Prince Harry engaged in some not-so-regal behavior while visiting Sin City and TMZ got their hands on the pics.

Prince Harry bares almost all after the jump!

As if NeNe and Kim weren't enough themselves to entertain us for an hour, In Touch is reporting that Bravo hopes to stir the pot by adding two new leading ladies to the cast of Real Housewives of Atlanta. 

So, who are the socialites set to join the drama on Bravo's flagship series?

NBC released an extended preview of its gay-surrogacy sitcom, The New Normal, and it has us grinning like idiots.

Seriously. How adorable are Andrew Rannells and Justin Bartha?

Plus we get Nene! And Ellen Barkin! And an adorable baby that momentarily made us think we had ovaries!

Watch the clip after the jump!