It's very difficult for us to blink our heavy lids open on a Monday morning, but when we can get some good news with our Cafe Latte (Lite, of course!), it makes life a little more bearable. News from our neighbors up north, keeps LGBT progress a'movin', and of course, like Free-Drink Fridays, we love that!

A sexist joke made by New York Magazine's John Heilemann at the expense of GOP Senator Lindsey Graham was mysteriously absent from a re-airing of MSNBC's Morning Joe this week. More after the jump. 

We hope you have enough food in your stomach this morning or else you'll risk a light-in-the-head, fainting feeling if you follow the jump to watch gorgeous Aussie rugby player David Pocock read an anti-gay politician on the issue of marriage equality...

He's been on vacation and is a few weeks late to news that our husband has taken our advice and shattered the glass closet, but Stephen Colbert remains on point with his clever take on the story (and even uses it to make tongue-in-booty-cheek headlines of his own...). 

Watch The Colbert Report return to TV after hiatus by tackling "torso-American" Anderson Cooper after the jump!

A week ago today Facebook introduced same-sex marriage icons to much fanfare from around the world. But like opening Pandora Boxx, err, Pandora's box, it's only a matter of time before things get real fishy. 

The hilarious folks at LIberal Bias imagine the "Slippery Slope of Facebook Gay Marriage Icons," after the jump.

Sending your teen off to college and concerned about them returning home on break with that pesky "freshman 50"? A new poll reveals that you should be more concerned your freshman will return completely indoctrinated and in step with the homosezzual agenda! (Details follow.)

While our drug of choice usually comes in two variations, blended or on the rocks, it's reassuring to see that Americans are started to chill out on conservative stances. Get the record numbers after the jump.