If only the rest of us were freaking Cher, we could get our own mothers their own special Lifetime movies. What a treat, right?

After news broke in January that Lifetime wouldn’t be renewing Drop Dead Diva, gays and gals flooded the interwebs with protest. Well, looks like their prayers have been answered, as Drop Dead Diva has been revived! Details after the jump.

Just like Lindsay Lohan's liver, her "comeback vehicle" (which ultimately crashed") Liz & Dick is getting trashed left and right. Except by Lady Gaga. 

If you're like us, you're still hungover from the Liz & Dick drinking game that instructed you to take a shot every time the Lifetime Dame Elizabeth biopic made you unintentionally laugh. Thankfully, we have a little dose of unusual sobriety from Lindsay Lohan today to digest along with a handful of Tylenol. 

We have a slight case of the sadz today after the first reviews of Lifetime's ode to Dame Elizabeth Taylor reveal what everyone (except for Lifetime, it seems) expected (that it blows). But our frown is turned upside down by the Hollywood Reporter's Tim Goodman deciding that its unintentional humor makes for a great drinking game.

When Lifetime gives you Lohans, make a good drinking game!

Check out THR's catty take down of Liz & Dick after the jump.

Lifetime might want to read over its key demographics numbers again after news arrives that the network has given Reverend Bob Larson, mostly known for providing exorcisms to rid gays of the "homosexual demon," his own reality show. 

Folks haven't been too impressed by the still images of Lindsay Lohan playing the late & great Elizabeth Taylor on the set of Lifetime's Liz & Dick, so maybe the first trailer for the film will sway some minds?

Maybe it's the fact that the new promotional pictures for Lifetime's much-buzzed about train wreck Liz & Dick contain 16-packs of abs, or maybe it's that Lindsay Lohan actually looks younger than she does in real life in her portrayal of the late and great Liz; whatever it is, the new slew of images might leave folks slightly more optimistic about the upcoming biopic.

Check out a few more after the jump!

We may have to start watching Lifetime! (We're already watching Lifetime.)

The network's LGBT-friendly drama Drop Dead Diva takes on the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) ban on biological donations by gay men in an upcoming episode.

More after the jump.

To many a gay, Lifetime was on ice thinner than Lindsay Lohan's lips right before her weekly caterpillar injection treatments after getting a first glimpse at Liz & Dick.

But the first trailer for the network's remake of gay classic Steel Magnolias hopes to reverse the gay fallout...

Still weeping over the demise of Desperate Housewives? Heartbroken over the early loss of GCB?

The television goddesses have heard your cries and have blessed us with a new soapy drama from Desperate Housewives creator, Marc Cherry.

Devious Maids, based on the hit Mexican telenovela Ellas son la Alegría del Hogar and executive produced by Eva Longoria, has received an official 13-episode pick-up order from Lifettime and will debut in 2013! 

More after the jump.

Stephen Hanks, the West Hollywood area man whose sassy mouth altercation with Bristol Palin over her family's political homophobia went viral last year, has filed a lawsuit against the reality star personality. Details follow.