How could Madonna outdo herself just short of showing labia and still manage to grab headlines while on the MDNA tour? By crying, it seems!

Defying the laws of gravity Botox, tears were the intimates Madonna shared on stage during a recent emotional performance of "Like A Virgin."

Video after the jump.

(*Obvious spoiler alert* if you've managed to sequester yourself away from any MDNA tour videos so far.)

At first glance this MTV VMA promo featuring cats recreating Madonna's 1984 performance at the award show is camp; at second, we worry it's a glimpse into our future of recreating the performances of cherished gay divas with our army of felines. Follow the jump to watch Mona the Cat perform "Like A Virgin."