Elton John helps hot straight ally Ben Cohen get new hearing aids [JMG]

15 funny gays to follow on Twitter in honor of April Fool's [AfterElton]

More links after the jump!

Real Housewife of Atlanta Kenya Moore throws Shangela in the shade (and the deep end of the pool) by being "Gone With The Wind Fabulous" in parody music video (Queerty)

Man born with no penis to have one surgically formed from arm tissue (Gawker)

More of today's headlines after the break!

Lindsay's already headed straight to the Oscars for her performance in Liz & Dick. Yes, we realize it was a TV movie and yes, we realize she wasn't publicly nominated, but we know she'll be there.

In the event that the Academy needs any more convincing, we're sure they'll start throwing awards at her once they get a look at this clip from her upcoming feature The Canyons.

She's serving up the pathos, y'all!

Watch after the jump!

Just like Lindsay Lohan's liver, her "comeback vehicle" (which ultimately crashed") Liz & Dick is getting trashed left and right. Except by Lady Gaga. 

If you're like us, you're still hungover from the Liz & Dick drinking game that instructed you to take a shot every time the Lifetime Dame Elizabeth biopic made you unintentionally laugh. Thankfully, we have a little dose of unusual sobriety from Lindsay Lohan today to digest along with a handful of Tylenol. 

We have a slight case of the sadz today after the first reviews of Lifetime's ode to Dame Elizabeth Taylor reveal what everyone (except for Lifetime, it seems) expected (that it blows). But our frown is turned upside down by the Hollywood Reporter's Tim Goodman deciding that its unintentional humor makes for a great drinking game.

When Lifetime gives you Lohans, make a good drinking game!

Check out THR's catty take down of Liz & Dick after the jump.

Lindsay Lohan is already on her way to winning all of the awards for her sure to be spellbinding take on Elizabeth Taylor in Liz and Dick, but just in case anyone's concerned that that cinematic brilliance is a fluke, she'll also be seen in the Bret Easton Ellis-scripted noir The Canyons alongside straight porn star James Deen.

Oscars all around!

Check out the flawless, clearly high-budget teaser trailer after the jump!

Folks haven't been too impressed by the still images of Lindsay Lohan playing the late & great Elizabeth Taylor on the set of Lifetime's Liz & Dick, so maybe the first trailer for the film will sway some minds?

Maybe it's the fact that the new promotional pictures for Lifetime's much-buzzed about train wreck Liz & Dick contain 16-packs of abs, or maybe it's that Lindsay Lohan actually looks younger than she does in real life in her portrayal of the late and great Liz; whatever it is, the new slew of images might leave folks slightly more optimistic about the upcoming biopic.

Check out a few more after the jump!

Take this with a grain of salt as it comes from that bastion of troof, Page Six, but apparently Lindsay Lohan is set to appear in a new music video for Lady Gaga's upcoming album, ARTPOP.

More after the jump!

Gay aficionados around the world scoffed when word leaked that Lifetime had cast Lindsay Lohan to play Elizabeth Taylor in an upcoming biopic. Will the grunts and criticisms be silenced by the first picture of Lindsay in full Liz drag?  (Update: We've got one more image for you, Instincters. This one's with La Lohan and her co-star Grant Bowler as Richard Burton.) Check it out after the jump!

Today on Live! With Kelly, Samantha Ronson debuted her new single "Summer of Sam" in her first live television performance.

We're curious to hear what you think. We're even more curious to hear what Lindsay thinks...

Check out "Summer of Sam" after the jump!