Aretha Franklin has caught wind of Beyoncé's lip-synched 'Star Spangled Banner," and isn't quite as shady with her reaction as you might think. So, what does the diva to end all divas have to say about Bey Bey's controversial (it must be a slow news week) performance?

The New York Times is breaking homo hearts left and right this morning with a report that reveals the performance dubbed by the Illuminati as the greatest ever in the history of all time was a hoax. Or something like that.