We've already documented Louis C.K.'s crush on hottie, Ewan McGregor, but it appears Louis just can't stop telling anyone who will listen how desperately he wants to play for our team!

It's cool Louis, you can totally sit with us.

Louis visited Jay Leno on The Tonight Show and discussed the plight of the heterosexual male and just how much he wishes he were gay.

After all, we're having the most fun. Check out the clip after the jump!