Who doesn't want to be greeted by an 8 ft phallus (that's 8 feet, not inches, size queens!) running down the street??

Unfortunately, most of the residents of Louth, England would fall into the "no thanks" category. Amateurs!

The confusion (and perhaps culprit for Tommy Cruise and Katie Holme's breakup?) all started when Mayor Jill Makinson-Sanders wanted to promote her city's main industry—sausage making—with an ill-designed costume.