No longer content with just comparing us to murderers and rapists, perennial "D-Bag of the Day" Pat Robertson now thinks gay men aren't even as good as murderers and rapists.

Because murderers and rapists stop murdering and raping at some point, while we just keep on firing up Grindr. Or something.

Details follow. 

One Million Moms apparently likes their men au natural and straight, or straight curious, off a 70s porn set. 

The offshoot of hate group American Family Association's latest target is a Norelco ad for a men's body groomer. It's as simple as that. 

So, why are the few hundred moms at best upset with Norelco?

Tens (if even) Catholic students at the University of San Diego held a pray-in on Thursday night in an attempt to save the school from becoming the eighth gate to hell by hosting a drag show starring Manila Luzon. Last we checked, Manila Luzon and the students have not yet turned in to Emily Rose, so we're not sure what the prayer protest managed to accomplish aside from bringing more publicity to the drag show. 

Anyway, if you have a morbid curiosity, check out the handful of students praying against evil drag queens after the break. 

If you haven't yet met your cardio quota for the day, you're in luck. The hoops you'll have to jump through to make logical sense of hate group leader Bryan Fischer's latest asinine statement will leave you in a dripping sweat!

Someone sniffed too many poppers on New Year's Eve. We're not even a week into 2013 and there's already too much cray-cray circling the Internet, namely thanks to self-labeled "ex gay porn star" Joseph Sciambra. In a video that will be studied by psychiatry students for decades to come, Sciambra claims gay men give birth to the devil anally. 

Feel better about your own sanity by watching Sciambra's video after the jump!

Amidst tweets reporting destruction and death in the wake of Hurricane/Superstorm Sandy, Westboro Baptist Church heir and spokeswoman Shirley Phelps said that her clan is thanking God today for punishing the "puddle of states" that provide same-sex marriage. 

Buckeye trees have a major case of the Anna Paquins.

Though most people might meet news of the tree's bisexuality with a shrug, one Christian Ohioan is outraged—OUTRAGED he tells you!—that his fellow citizens are referred to as "buckeyes," coinciding with his state's filthy abomination of a choice to mark the tree its official symbol. 

It takes a lot to get our lazy (but gorgeous, mind you) booties up on a Monday for some house cleaning, but hate group leader Bryan Fischer's latest anti-gay "comparison" has us dusting off the "D-Bag of the Day" crown to toss upon that discarded muskrat fur masquerading as hair. 

These kinds of stories are making the headlines in the wake of President Obama's evolution because these bigots who hide behind their narrow interpretation of the Bible are finally (and rightfully) regarded by the mainstream as extremist and fringe.

Oh, how the tables have turned. 

Follow the jump for more on the latest "Christian" pastor to call for the death of gays. 

There aren't many souls who would defend Pastor Charles Worley's call for the extermination of gays by way of electrified fence encampments, but the handful of lost sheeple who would should be studied by science. One head case who will be met by history with the same intense eye roll she defaults to in lieu of making a coherent argument was interviewed by Anderson Cooper on Wednesday night.  

If Twisted Pictures wants to bring its Saw movie franchise back from the dead, producers should consider using North Carolina-based Charles L. Worley as inspiration for their lunatic villain. In a sermon given to a mob of blood-thirsty homophobes at Providence Road Baptist Church on Sunday, Worley announces that he's figured out how to get rid of homosezzuals during an impromptu audition for the role. 

Take a xanax and follow the jump to let Worley pitch you his deranged plan. 

Turns out the Westboro Baptist Church's threat to protest Whitney Houston's funeral over the weekend was as empty as the heads playing home to their pioneer-era hairdos. (Jeez, if anybody needs a few filthy homosexuals in their lives it's the flat-haired women of Westboro.) Though they didn't make good on their protest promise, don't expect the clan's lead mouthpiece, Margie Phelps, to be honest about it.