Paris Hilton, relic of reality TV's golden years in the early aughts, has returned for revenge in her war on music. For "Drunk Text," Paris joins dance music producers Manufactured Superstars (how appropriate) to give the children of today an American history crash course covering that once embarrassing practice in which older folks of Paris's age once engaged. Follow the jump to listen if you dare and let us know if you heart it or hate it in the comments!