Got Muscle Milk? Mark Wahlberg and Dwayne Johnson sure do in the first trailer for Michael Bay's weightlifting meets organized crime flick, Pain & Gain. Check out a super-sized Marky Mark and a towering Rock after the jump!

Now this is our kind of American reunion. Marky Wahlberg reunited the camera lens with his underwear-wrapped goods during a package-revealing scene on the shoot of Pain & Gain in Miami. Revisit the basket that helped a generation of adolescent boys realize they were born that way with more behind-the-scenes pics of Mark proving that he's still as hot as he was in his muscle twink years, after the jump!

Isn't Mark Wahlberg just the best dad?

No, really. Father of the year.

What?

More pics after the jump.

Don't we all. 

During a luncheon for the Hollywood Press Association, Marky Mark exhibited "bod"-envy toward Taylor Lautner, and attempted to drag Leonardo DiCaprio into his pangs of covetousness. 

The bulge that brought our attention to (among other things) Calvin Klein in the 90s reportedly didn’t affect another CK mainstay from the decade in the same way. The designer himself has gone on record saying that co-model in the iconic underwear campaigns Kate Moss hated working with Mark Wahlberg (formerly Marky Mark a.k.a. our coming out vessel).

From Telegraph:

"With her earnings a fifth of what they were two years ago — she had to get by on a paltry £1million last year — Kate Moss has just taken another blow to her amour-propre, courtesy of Calvin Klein.

"Klein, recalling the time he cast Moss and Mark Wahlberg in a series of advertisements in the Eighties, says she was, while “a great model,” a “difficult” person to...