We would just like to say that at no time were we anywhere near the Magic Mike set. 

Now that that's been established, we had to share this gem of a story. 

Apparently while shooting "the cinematic triumph of our time," Matthew McConaughey almost got a finger up the butt from an over eager extra. 

Ay dios mio! 

More after the jump. 

The Dallas Buyers Club better be the most powerful movie ever because some of our favorite Hollywood hotties are starving themselves to nightmarish proportions (unfortunately once a sad reality for many in our community) to make it work and, well, we miss the pretty!

We're sure during your weekly Google Image search of Matthew McConaughey you've come across pics of him looking particularly gaunt for the film. (No? You don't do that on Mondays and sometimes Wednesdays?) Less discussed, but no less disturbing is his co-star Jared Leto's weight loss. 

Check him out after the jump!

Updated Friday, 10:50 a.m. EST

Look what we got our paws on!

Not only do we have the one-sheet poster for Magic Mike (a.k.a. "the cinematic triumph of our time") but we now have a clip of the boys stripping to "It's Raining Men," too! 

Follow the jump to check 'em both out!

Our Speedo-ready bods may still be a few weeks away from the their big reveal, but the summer movie season has officially kicked, stretched and kicked into full gear. What better way to take a break from all the explosions, girl pecs and more designed explicitly for our straight male friends in the typical summer fare for a tart-tongued Texas true-crime comedy Bernie, starring Shirley MacLaine, Jack Black and Matthew McConaughey?

Want to get the summer movie season started off with Bernie's help? Enter to win passes to see the flick during its run of engagement in this week's Swag Suite! (Follow the jump for more details.)

The Los Angeles Film Festival is tops in our book. Cannes? Sundance? Tribeca? They mean nothing.

Why?

The Los Angeles Film Festival has announced that they’ll be the hosting the world premiere of Magic Mike, the cinematic triumph of our time. 

From now on LAFF, you are untouchable. More after the jump!

Why does Joe Manganiello continue to tease us?

He talks thongs and Magic Mike after the jump.

Magic Mike, the Steven Soderbergh directed tale chronicling Channing Tatum's male-stripper past and starring a stable of Hollywood hunks, lost a little of its magic today. Details follow. 

Any updates on Magic Mike, the big screen adaptation of Channing Tatum's male-stripper origins, constitutes as a big tease, but this, the first official still from Hollywood's upcoming sausage fest is an entirely new balls game.

We can get over the fact that the first official picture from the movie (which will go all the way full frontal) contains zero percent peen, but we can't forgive that the debut image our imagination has been given to work with contains only one shirtless star. Matthew McConaughey shirtless totally does not count! That's like trying to get excited at the sight of Lady Gaga wearing a funny hat—both bitches have tired out the look. Hopefully for Warner Brothers' second official image, those camouflaged pieces...

We have a feeling this is not a movie we should see in a theater, but in the privacy of our own homes. Inappropriate? Absolutely. Find out what Joe had to say about his sexy Magic Mike co-stars and his character's name "Big Dick Richie" after the jump.

As the drool-worthy cast for Steven Soderbergh's male-stripper flick Magic Mike (based on Channing Tatum's real-life start in entertainment) grows (it added Joe Manganiello, Matt Bomer and Matthew McConaughey yesterday), so does anticipation. Now, with word that Soderbergh won't stray away from "full frontal" scenes, it becomes even harder for us to keep our excitement tucked away...

In due time you'll be seeing the above threesome gyrating their junk up and down a greasy stripper pole now that Matthew McConaughey has joined the cast of Steven Soderbergh's male stripper movie based on Channing Tatum's past career.