...and would give the role of "Cool Mom" (played in the cult-hit movie by Amy Poehler) to noted Mean Girls fan Mariah Carey!

It's too much for us to process on a fuzzy hangover Monday, but Tina Fey basically confirmed that the money we give to the Santaria priestess whom we found on Craigslist is worth it. There will (most likely) be a Mean Girls musical coming to Broadway. Deets after the break.