Why mess with perfection?

Around this time last year we devoted an Instinct lunch break to lusting after pics of Criminal Minds star Shemar Moore shirtless on a Miami Beach. Guess Shemar knows that no shirt + the Miami sun x a beach + paparazzi = lots of blog loving because the scorching hot actor gave us Moore of our favorite kind of math this week! (More pics after the jump.)

Now this is our kind of American reunion. Marky Wahlberg reunited the camera lens with his underwear-wrapped goods during a package-revealing scene on the shoot of Pain & Gain in Miami. Revisit the basket that helped a generation of adolescent boys realize they were born that way with more behind-the-scenes pics of Mark proving that he's still as hot as he was in his muscle twink years, after the jump!

Isn't Mark Wahlberg just the best dad?

No, really. Father of the year.

What?

More pics after the jump.

Former Florida public school teacher, Shawn Loftis, who you may know as ex-gay porn star Collin O’Neal, was fired in 2011 after his gay porn past was revealed.

LA Weekly reports that that decision has been overturned, and Loftis is once again able to apply for full-time teaching positions.

More after the jump.

Focus on the Family poster-boy Tim Tebow was so pumped about his win against the Miami Dolphins on Sunday that the Broncos quarterback apparently forgot about his whole queasiness with man-on-man action. Details follow.

The effort to repeal the nasty "Defense of Marriage Act" is now officially a bipartisan battle as the first Republican to join the cause is announced. So, who is she?

Should it matter that a teacher once had a career in porn? What if he still did? Miami-Dade County Public Schools seems to think so. Get the details and weigh in after the jump.

Just in time to remind us on the East Coast that we should skip the extra leafy crisp and limit ourselves to only two Iceburg lettuce chips during lunch come new pics of Criminal Mind's Shemar Moore showing off his jaw-dropping beach body in Miami on Tuesday. More shots after the jump!

We've devoted much virtual ink to unapologetic gaybasher Buju Banton and we refuse to stop until he clearly denounces his numerous calls for the murder of gay men. But Bayfront Park Amphitheatre in Miami doesn't seem to feel the same way, as it has booked Buju (granted special permission from a judge to perform the show as he awaits a February trial on drug charges) for a concert next month. 

Worse yet, the flyer for the concert labels Buju's show a "Family Event," and encourages young children to be subjected to his anti-gay lyrics by allowing kids under 12 free entry. 

Buju Banton Reminder #1:

This is the kind of music Miami-area kids are being encouraged to listen to:

Anytime Buju Banton come
Batty bwoy get up an run
At gunshot...

Good news out of Miami today, folks!

In a unanimous 3-0 decision, a Miami appeals court has sided with a gay couple and ruled against an appeal filed by the state seeking to take needy children out of loving homes.

From the Miami Herald:

The Miami Herald is reporting that in an interview with a Mexican newspaper, Fidel Castro calls his country's persecution of the gay community "a great injustice." Joe.My.God posts that: 

Castro said that the revolutionary government's actions represented "a great injustice—a great injustice!—whoever committed it. If we committed it, we committed it. I am trying to limit my responsibility in all that because, of course, personally I don't have that type of prejudice."

The interviewer paraphrases him as saying that "everything came about as a spontaneous reaction in the revolutionary ranks that came from the nation's traditions. In the old Cuba, blacks were not the only ones discriminated against; there was discrimination against...