If you had hoped Michele Bachmann seeking praise for her failed constitutional amendment to ban marriage equality in Minnesota yesterday was the last we'd hear from her on the issue for awhile, you might want to take a seat. 

As the state that gave us Crazy Eyes and Lady Fingers (aka The Bachmanns) officially becomes state No. 12 to offer marriage equality later today, a clip featuring Michele calling for "spiritual warfare" against gays and civil rights has surfaced. 

Updated Wednesday, 10:55 a.m. (PST)

We're sorry to pass on the news to our fine readers that Crazy Cray Cray has kept her seat in the House. The margin was a slim 4,207 vote difference, but she pulled it out in the end according to CNN.

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Our favorite "I-turn-homos-hetero" clinician, Ladybird Marcus Bachmann, is probably twisting in panties right now because his beard wife, Michele Bachmann, is in a very, very tight race in Minnesota.

Once hoping to be our next president, Bachmann is now in danger of losing her House seat to Democratic challenger Jim Graves who (as we write this 11:15 p.m. PST) only trails the incumbent Bachmann by a mere 1,600 votes according to CNN.

We only wonder if Ms. Mish can count that...

Apparently Minnesota Vikings punter, Chris Kluwe (see how knowledgable we are about football now? We know the positions and everything!) will be going full Eastwood on us tonight in Minnesota.

The out-spoken gay rights advocate will be participating in a debate on marriage equality opposite "empty chair," much like the legendary filmmaker at the Republican National Convention. 

The difference in this case is that we're thinking Kluwe will actually win the debate. More after the jump!

The New York Times published an interview this weekend with anti-gay Minnesota House Rep. Michele Bachmann's lesbian step-sister, Helen LaFave. 

Bachmann's mother and LaFave's father have been married for 40 years, which makes Bachmann's continued attacks on the well-being of the gay community and more specifically her own family member that much more disheartening. 

LaFave speaks on her relationship with Bachmann and the politician's "very very sad legacy" after the jump.

Michele Bachmann picked the perfect setting to record a video reminding an American minority group that she is against their equality and supports the continued discrimination lofted their way. Classy! Errr, trashy!

Watch Bachmann give her love to Chick-fil-A from her new office (the trash area outside her local Chick-fil-A), after the jump!

Funny how BeautifulPeople can really bring out the ugly in some folks! 

The popular dating website hoped to announce its gay and lesbian portals with a national campaign of billboards celebrating same-sex marriage while depicting its most infamous right wing critics tying the knot in holy homo matrimony. But Los Angeles and Clearwater, Florida weren't having the satirical celebrations of gay love and banned the billboards. 

So, BeautifulPeople came up with a solution...

Howard Stern interviewed one of our fave news commentators, out-lesbian Rachel Maddow, during the  promotional tour for her new book, Drift: The Unmooring Of American Military Power.

Things turned sexual, as conversations with Howard normally do, and Rachel was put on the spot regarding whether or not she had previous sexual experience with men.

Check out how she handled it after the jump!

Oh, Michele Bachmann. The mental Olympics your disconnected thinking forces us to participate in means we can skip cardio this evening at the gym and have an extra margarita at Chipotle (yes, we even drink at Chipotle). On Monday night, Bachmann called CNN host Piers Morgan rude, told him that gay people should not have equal rights after insisting she is not judgemental, and then threw a tantrum while explaining the difficult hardships she faces in her chosen lifestyle as a bigot. Grab some popcorn and follow the jump to sit back and watch a bona fide train wreck. 

Guess what? Michele Bachmann is finally asking for an end to those demonizing attacks, everybody! Unfortunately, it's not the end of her vilifying attacks on American same-sex-helmed families that she's calling for. Countless articles appearing in both print and pixels have chastised Michele's homophobic history, but it wasn't until Howard Stern chimed in that the former Republican presidential candidate took offense. So, what does Michele have to say after Howard put her on blast? (And how has Howard already responded?)

Homophobes, watch out! Howard Stern continues to get on our good side (f.y.i.: all of our sides are our good sides!) after engaging in a 12-minute denunciation of homophobes, including One Million Moms, Michele Bachmann, Rick Santorum and David Letterman, on his show earlier this week. Check out Howard harranguing homophobes, after the jump! 

Updated 12:30 p.m. EST

With the bad news out of Iowa (Santorum's frothy and unwelcome surge) there comes some good: First Mistress of conversion therapy Michele Bachmann has dropped out of the race for the Republican presidential nomination. Details and video of Michele's press conference, after the jump.

In her hail, Mary! effort before next week's Iowa caucus, Michele Bachmann has wielded her "I'm more homophobic than you" campaign strategy against Ron Paul and Mitt Romney. Details follow.