It looks like the gays may have the best seat in the house at President Obama's State Of The Union address.

Tracey Hepner, co-founder of the Military Partners and Families Coalition, which works as a support group for LGBT military famlies has scored a plum seat with First Lady Michelle Obama!

More after the jump.

Updated Tuesday, February 5, 11:45 est

The Alabama high school "Coach of the Year" who was caught firing off homophobic vitriol and offensive statements about Michelle Obama has been suspended. Details follow.

Thanks to professional lip readers, we now know what lowdown lame punchline rolled out of John Boehner's mouth that turned Michelle Obama into Liz Lemon. Meet us after the break for the big reveal.

And. We. Die.

RuPaul's Drag Race Season V doesn't even kick off for another freakin' week, but we at least have the best (sorry, Bey, Kelly and President O's historic speech) moment from the entire inauguration day to tide us over: the First Lady schooling every single hunty on the planet with a Level 10 eye roll. The target? Speaker of the House John Boehner. 

First Lady Michelle Obama celebrated her 49th birthday on Thursday by debuting a bold and youthful new hairstyle. The hairstyle made its mark in a history books-worthy photo of the First Lady meeting with inauguration citizen co-chair Ssgt. David Hall, the Air Force pilot who was discharged under DADT. 

Vanity Fair called it compared it to Taylor Swift's trademark banged 'do, but what do you think, Insitncters? Heart it or hate it?

Well, we survived the end-of-world doomsday scenarios (even if the Mayans were only actually speaking about a new age being born, and not the end of the Earth, but that's a history lesson for later), so we'll need a calendar for 2013! Today's history lesson is about the man Barack Obama and wife Michelle as told to us through art. And Orly Taitz will likely not like it.

Details after the jump.

The Maryland Marriage Alliance has turned one of the modern marriage equality movement's biggest allies into an unassuming spokesperson for discrimination and bigotry in a new ad circulating airwaves in the state. 

Kelly Clarkson knows who butters her bread! 

The songstress, who admittedly is "a Republican at heart" won't be voting for Mitt Romney and it sounds like there's one key reason:

THE GAYS.

See what she has to say after the jump.

After slaying everyone at last night's Democratic National Convention, First Lady Michelle Obama spoke this afternoon at a luncheon hosted by the Human Rights Council and the Victory Fund.

Nearly 500 guest were in attendance as Obama targeted her message towards the LGBT community. 

What did she have to say? Read her full speech after the jump!

LGBT across the far reaches of the Internet are understandably fawning over First Lady Michelle Obama's empowering and tear-jerking opening night speech on Tuesday in Charlotte. But a few other LGBT-laced addresses are worth pixelated headlines, too.

Check out how Jared Polis and out DNC Treasurer Andy Tobias rallied the troops (and watch Michelle's rousing call to support her hubby) after the jump!

Where's our invite?!

First Lady Michelle Obama will deliver the keynote address at a luncheon honoring LGBT delegates at the Democratic National Convention on Wednesday. More after the jump!

Which high-profile gay pairing joined the ranks of "The World's Most Powerful Couples" in Forbes magazine?

Find out after the jump!