After being dumped by the Jim Henson Company (makers of the Muppets), Chick-Fil-A is likely on the hunt for a new puppet that's more in line with the fast food chain's "Biblical values." Luckily, Conan has found the right puppet for the job: Chaz the intolerant chicken. 

New at Chick-fil-A! Your serving of hate meat now comes with a side of lies! 

We broke the news on Monday that the Jim Henson Company had severed ties with the hate group fast food chain due to its war against the gays. But you'll never guess how at least one Chic-fil-A is allegedly spinning the latest PR nightmare...

We can easily picture Jon Stewart running slow motion in a red one piece as he tackles Chick-fil-A, The Boy Scouts, the Muppets and the city of Boston in a new edition of the "Gaywatch" for The Daily Show.

Check out the newest segment after the jump! 

Screw Romney!

When it comes to competition for President Obama, it's the Sec. of State All Things Including The Internet Hillary Clinton that threatens his place as the coolest member of the Administration. 

Fresh off the success of her highly confidential Internet texting meme campaign, Hillary has finally taken the time to respond to Jason Segel's request that she appear in the Forgetting Sarah Marshall sequel. How did Hillary respond to Jason's invitation? With a cutthroat negotiation, of course!

Wait, you mean this gang didn’t have a star until now? With Miss Piggy being the diva we know her to be, we’re surprised she didn’t put a call in to her agent long ago to leave her mark on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Better late than never as The Muppets finally grabbed their Hollywood rite of passage today. Check out the vid and see why these guys take their fame with just as much class as any other actors who don't have a hand up their…

We are not green. But we do know it ain't easy being green. Because when you girlfriend (or in our case boyfriend) is a pig, whether you're green or not, we sure can relate. As kids we loved The Muppets, and now they're coming back into the fray (in an attempt to reinvigorate the franchise and make mucho dinero for Disney) for a whole new generation of kiddies. Check out the movie's second official trailer after the jump.

With all the same-sex marriage hoopla going on, it's hard to ignore the couples who have been together for 10, 20, 30 years without the rights that heterosexual couples are afforded. Which is why some think it's about time that Bert and Ernie had their moment. Afterall, they've been together since 1969. Details after the jump.

We're getting Smurfs and Muppets soon enough, but the newest news on a potential Fraggle Rock film really has us excited! Who has just signed on to write the music?!