If that first dose of Monday medicine didn't help ease the start-of-the-workweek blues, perhaps this behind-the-seams video from Andrew Christian's shoot with inked adult model Rod Daily will do the trick! After all, doctors always recommend devouring a Rod daily for optimum health! (NSFW video after the jump.)

Why mess with perfection?

Around this time last year we devoted an Instinct lunch break to lusting after pics of Criminal Minds star Shemar Moore shirtless on a Miami Beach. Guess Shemar knows that no shirt + the Miami sun x a beach + paparazzi = lots of blog loving because the scorching hot actor gave us Moore of our favorite kind of math this week! (More pics after the jump.)

Absolut brought its own pit crew to the red carpet of the RuPaul's Drag Race reunion/coronation special in NYC on Monday. They kind of make you want to blow a gasket so you can go in for service, right? As if the airbrushed arm candy flanking the Queen wasn't enough to get us bowing over, the season's finalists, each looking better than they did during the reunion taping (the shade of it all!) struck a few fun poses before heading in for the viewing. More images, after the jump!

Displaying once again a knack for timing (her Chick Fil A parody arrived the day she was kicked off Drag Race), Willam has given the web another viral gift with "Love You Like A Big Schlong." The hilarious NSFW Selena Gomez parody, after the jump! 

Andrew Christian has returned to once again brighten up our Hump Day with his latest video, "Locker Room Payback." This time around, AC enlists help from Randy Blue models to promote his sponsorship of Vegas's big Memorial Weekend bash, Matinee. The bare-booty filled NSFW video, after the jump!

Skin is in!

A double dose of Joes made our heads rush at Coachella over the weekend by wearing our favorite trend to the festival (pecs). Together, their collective 12 pack distracted many a concertgoer from the world-class acts that took the stage.

If you weren't in the Coachella Valley over the weekend to let the desert heat dry the drool from your chin before Joe x 2 could notice, we have a few more pics of the very shirtless and sweaty Joe Manganiello and Joe Jonas to ogle after the jump!

Now this is our kind of American reunion. Marky Wahlberg reunited the camera lens with his underwear-wrapped goods during a package-revealing scene on the shoot of Pain & Gain in Miami. Revisit the basket that helped a generation of adolescent boys realize they were born that way with more behind-the-scenes pics of Mark proving that he's still as hot as he was in his muscle twink years, after the jump!

Like that of the the shifty massage parlor near our regular cruising grounds on 10th, Broadway Bares has unveiled a tagline for its 2012 showcase, "Happy Endings." Fortunately for the gorgeous stars of the annual AIDS fundraiser it's just a tongue-in-booty-cheek reference to the show's 2012 theme which was unveiled today: fairy tales. Also unveiled today? A video from behind the scenes of the photo shoot teasing the highly anticipated event's return to NYC's Roseland in June. Follow the jump to watch the NSFW vid!

Screw it. We'd down an entire bottle of Lactaid if it meant this hot Brazilian piece could deliver us his goods in the brief window of respite from intolerance. The jaw-dropping video promoting Sao Paulo gay hot-spot nightclub, The Society. 

Fresh off the launch of his successful 2012 calendar (benefitting amFAR), the hot designer/model/clothing-allergic Jack Mackenroth has returned with a new slew of sezzy images to get us through the year, courtesy of photographer West Phillips. Follow the jump for more (NSFW-ish)!

Instinct's research department spent the afternoon toiling away on what was hands down/ankles up the most important project of the week: identifying the man Liquid Plumr claimed to be the "hottest plumber ever." Thanks to tedious and totally unpleasant Googling (and one loyal commenter), we finally have our man, model/actor/drool-solicitor Aaron O'Connell. Follow the jump for our full highly-classified NSFW report on our new boyfriend. 

Is there any way Liquid Plumr could've created an ad for its new "Double Impact Snake" product without steamy threesome innuendos?