Our chromosomes have been twisting all over each other just to get a look at the new issue of DNA, starring none other than former Instinct cover hottie Eric Turner! Check out more shots of Eric in the new DNA after the break!

There was much to love about the opening acts for the Beyoncé concert last night: Alicia Keys, and teams of men in white and red in tights, and a new ad from Calvin Klein for Concept Underwear. Sure, the 360-degree views of ripped male model Matthew Terry made us put down our sixth plate of nachos and our third slice of pizza for good for the night, but it was a welcome addition to the rest of the testosterone-filled ads. Check out CK's first and one of 2013's most talked about Super Bowl ads after the jump.

There aren't many bullet points we look for on the resumes of male models applying to catch our eye. But we'll certainly perk up if "international rugby star" is included in a super model's most recent experience. 

That might explain why D.Hedral paid extra attention to former Scottish international rugby player Thom Evans and hired the buff brute for their spring/summer 2013 campaign. Check out more images worthy of an extra long lunch break after the jump!

Judging from Ellen's taste, when it comes time for our own bachelor parties, we want our lead lesbians in charge of casting the stripping talent. Ellen surprised soon-to-be-remarried Nene Leakes with four feverishly fit male strippers this week. Grab the dolla dolla bills and follow the jump to join the impromptu bachelorette party. 

Chris Hemsworth looks like he's returning to the god-like physique of his Thor days, according to new pics of the star vacationing in Costa Rica. Follow the jump for a few more saliva-soliciting shots as we pour out a few drops of our lunchtime margarita in memoriam of that stretched-beyond-belief tank top he's sporting. 

In a world filled with sexy pimple ads, the new ProActiv spot starring Denver Bronco Eric Decker stands out on top. ProActiv has lots of promotional tricks up its sleeves, but taking us into the shower with the football star is one trick we actually want to turn. Check out ProActiv's newest spokesperson in all his buff Bronco glory after the jump!

Gaga fave Thierry Mugler has designed a new "Scottish Fantasy" character for Cirque Du Soleil's adult-oriented Sin City residency, Zumanity.

Wow. What gay or girl wouldn't want to blow those bagpipes?

Meet us after the break for a costume-fitting behind-the-scenes video featuring Zumanity's newest character.

The Orthodox Calendar, a gay favorite that tackles sexuality in the Orthodox church with male models dressed as priests, says that YouTube has banned its account. Details follow. 

The orgy of excess and abs on display in nightlife celebrity Jodie Marsh's new music video "If You Ain't Got Soul" is easily the type of night Stefan details regularly on Saturday Night Live.

Dive in deep into the hot house music video after the jump while we search for our invite to Jodie's next get-together. 

Roughly 60 percent of the lower 48 is covered in snow. Brrr. What better way to warm up the body without raising the heat bill than with a review of the Top 10 hotties that made 2012 so abs-olutely delectable (with emphasis on "abs" for a reason)?

Take a stroll cruise down memory lane with us as Instinct's editorial team (Editor in Chief Mike Wood, Senior Editor Jeff Katz, Associate Web Editor Jonathan Higbee and Web Superstar Nigel Campbell) counts down the men who made us swoon the most throughout 2012. As we always ask at the New Year's Day after hours, who will find themselves on top?

Got Muscle Milk? Mark Wahlberg and Dwayne Johnson sure do in the first trailer for Michael Bay's weightlifting meets organized crime flick, Pain & Gain. Check out a super-sized Marky Mark and a towering Rock after the jump!

It usually takes us a case or three of Belvedere to hallucinate something even close to this divine scenario at the office holiday party. Thankfully, we can avoid the pink slip this year because British Olympian Tom Daley is doing all the work for our inebriated imaginations.

Another shot of a shirtless Tom begging you to sit on his lap as Santa after the jump.