Nicki Minaj implores you to watch the new hyper color video for Song of Summer contender "Starships." After all, dozens of bikini bottoms and several versions of Photoshop/Final Cut Pro gave their lives during filming and post-production. It's practically a Skittles snuff film!

If that wasn't enough to convince you to follow the jump to check out the just-premiered video, perhaps spreading word that plenty of scantily-clad dudes appear in "Starships" alongside Nicki M will help you make the plunge...

The *only* way we could've survived the drought of Prohibition-era America is if we had the bootleg dapper gangster played by Sam Sparro in the period-piece music video for "I Wish I Never Knew You" by our side. Watch the openly gay electronic-pop artist's brand-spank-us new video, after the jump!

Neon alien facials, Jake Shears, slow motion equine fantasies, Jake Shears and more rainbow-tinted yumminess than you can taste in a bowl of Lucky Charms await in the just-released video for "Only The Horses." (Yes, we meant to type Jake Shears twice.)

Allow the horses to take you to the big pot of Scissor Sisters gold, after the jump!

If you day-dreamed of various contestants from RuPaul's Drag Race season 4 being disintegrated to bits by their competition, the brand-spank-us new music video for "Glamazon" will provide multiple levels of satisfaction.

*Spoiler Alert* Sit tight and don't follow the jump if the latest RPDR4 episode is impatiently waiting at home on the DVR for attention from your gorgeous eyeballs. But if you've already had t-shirts and mousepads printed in support of your favorite Top 3 finalist, go ahead and check out RuPaul's "Glamazon" after the break!

It starts off slightly reductive of Kylie (but hey, we're biased when it comes to all things Minogue) but "Dance Again" picks up as we see Jennifer Lopez and her hunky boytoy Casper break it down into some seriously sexy choreography. Watch after the jump and let us know if you heart it or hate it in the comments!

Nearly as impressive as the spooky old-timey effect utilized for Garbage's brand-spank-us new "Blood for Poppies" music video is the lack of gag reflex the incomparable Shirley Manson shows off in one of our favorite scenes. Thank Gaga garbage Garbage is back!

Helena Bonham Carter tries to out-eccentric singer songwriter Rufus Wainwright in the just-premiered music video for "Out of the Game." Watch after the jump!

"Why is President Barack Hussein Obama wasting time making music videos about sex when he should be worrying about jerbs! Herp derp." Repeat the sentence in an impression of your favorite Tea Party activist and follow the jump to watch a side-splitting lip-dub of Obama singing LMFAO's "Sexy And I Know It."

Openly gay pop artist Bright Light Bright Light reminds us why he's one of our favorite British imports with the '90s house throwback tune, "Waiting for the Feeling." Oh, and sports studs handling their own balls (in a PG kind of way, of course) certainly adds to our adoration. Watch the latest from Bright Light Bright Light, after the jump!

Katy Perry is not having a good week. Critics have ripped her apart for her odd decision to cover Jay Z and Kanye's "N****s In Paris"; Beyonce and Shakira fans will not leave her alone for a "Beautiful Liar" statement taken the wrong way; and today folks are calling her just-released video for the breakup song of summer, "Part of Me," an unfortunate departure from her string of successes. Watch Katy's latest and let us know what you think, after the jump!

It hasn't even been online for a millisecond, but like the diehard obsessed fans well-connected bloggers we are, we have what appears to be the full music video for Madonna's "Girl Gone Wild" in all its S&M voguing glory-hole glory with guest stars KAZAKY! And we die.

Watch after the jump!

Madonna returns to her glory hole days of gay Pride, vogueing, S&M and more in a teaser for the "Girl Gone Wild" music video. That sound you hear? A million gays (including us) exploding into puffs of glitter after watching the preview...