Mrs. Betty Bowers reports from the front lines of the War on Christmas for Fox News in the hilarious new holiday video from the Internet legend. 

New comments from Peter Sartain—the notorious anti-gay bishop of Washington—remind us to pour some of our third morningtime mimosa out on the sidewalk in memory of the lost civilizations of the Netherlands, Canada, Spain, Norway, Belgium, Denmark, Sweden, Portugal, South Africa, Iceland and Argentina, who all crumbled "beyond repair' after extending civil marrige rights to all couples. 

Andrew Christian has certainly been burning the candle at both ends with his near-weekly release of super-steamy softcore videos (not that we're complaining). At least with his latest, "Lights Out," he drips some of the hot wax from that ever burning candle onto the skin of his unfairly gorgeous underwear models!

Watch Andrew Christian's latest, a NSFW ode to lite S&M featuring the equally sexy new single "Role Play" by Jessi Malay, after the jump!

For all the sheltered breeders who've been asking their gay friends all summer long "what the hell is a kiki?," Scissor Sisters—responsible for bringing the term to a mainstream audience—have finally provided an instructional video giving the full tea, hunties... and it is EVERYTHING.

Follow the jump and LIVE!

Still riding high on his marriage equality endorsement, President Obama and his team have released a new video narrated by Glee's Jane Lynch that recalls his record of fighting for LGBT rights. 

Michelle Obama's selection of the one and only B's "Get Me Bodied" as the anthem for her healthy kids initiative makes complete sense. Now, the anthem has a new promotional video featuring stunningly-talented kids, vegetables and Beyoncé's gravity-defying curls.