That noise you just heard is the sound of millions of Little Monsters' heads simultaneously exploding around the globe!

Mother Monster, Lady Gaga, has just cancelled her world tour!

Details after the jump.

Clothing retailer J. Crew has not only included a gay couple for the first time in its "Wedding Album" section on its website, they've also given the handsome couple the section's cover page!

Check out J.Crew's featured interview with newlyweds Benjamin and Ray after the jump!

Not to be left out of the marriage equality hoopla taking over America, Australia celebrated same-sex marriage in their own way this week when Big Brother winner Benjamin Norris proposed to his boyfriend on live TV during the show's finale. 

Looks like our trips to the doctor for a little "rejuvenation" (botox) may also include a little non-invasive body sculpting thanks to a new injection that may keep us pool party ready year round!

Researchers have found they can burn off excess fat in specific areas of the body by injecting tiny capsules filled with a modified type of heat-producing cell commonly found in animals and babies.

WHATEVER IT TAKES. 

More after the jump.

From one queen regularly dressed in designer label chiffon dresses to another queen regularly dressed in designer label chiffon dresses, Lady Gaga has called out Pope Benedict for calling same-sex marriage "injurious." 

So, what words does Mother Monster have for Benedict?

If the video of Anderson Cooper and Ben Maisani vacationing in Croatia while those pictures of Ben tongue wrestling another dude hit the tabloids didn't leave you convinced, new pictures of the unfairly gorgeous couple together at their NYC home might seal the deal. 

Updated Monday, 1:30 p.m. EST

Unfortunately for Anderson Cooper, gays finally have their own real life celebrity love triangle/relationship drama unfolding in front of paparazzi cameras to obsess over.

Equality!

Fortunately for those of us either rooting for love or rooting for the mainstream attention paid to the LGBT tradition of "open relationshipos," a new video taken in Croatia shows Anderson and Ben together on vacation.  

Rumors of a wedding have swirled ever since Anderson Cooper officially came out, but Pulitzer Prize hopeful the Daily Mail wonders if plans are on hold after its paparazzi captured the CNN personality's boyfriend Ben Maisani smooching on another man.

Nelly Furtado's offering up the title track off of her upcoming September 18 release, The Spirit Indestructible, and we want to hear what you think!

Check out the official lyric video after the jump. It's pretty powerful stuff.

Abercrombie and Fitch model Benjanime Bowers is suing the gay and frat-adored retailer after an odd photoshoot with a photographer who asked the former store associate to drop trou and masturbate on camera in an effort to achieve the perfect "relaxed look." Wouldn't an open bar (not exactly uncommon at shoots) have done the trick? 

NAACP President Benjamin Jealous is speaking out on the organization's decision to speak out in favor of marriage equality this past weekend.

Check out his official statement after the jump. (We think it's quite powerful!)

Before Kristen Wiig stroked our funny bones on Saturday Night Live we had MADtv's Bon Qui Qui. The disgruntled fast-food princess may have gotten her start on the now extinct small time TV show, but Bon Qui Qui has upgraded to the rap game and is bracing for a comeback to be bigger (and more threatening) than ever! Follow the jump to watch Bon Qui Qui's return with "I'm A Cut You."